That’s the one. Snake strung the piano wire to behead Homer but Homer was bent over picking something up off the floor of the car or something. Meanwhile, Kirk came by angrily waving a sandwich that take-out place hadn’t cut in half, leading one to expect that the piano wire would cut the sandwich, but instead it sliced off his hand. He had it back by the end of the episode, though; he was shown carrying his arm in a sling.
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
Last night’s show was a let-down; they didn’t spend enough time mourning Maude.
Best gag: Bart’s playing a Christian video game, where you fire crosses at people to convert them. He gets one and cheers, but Todd Flanders says, “No, you just nicked him. Now he’s a Unitarian!”
Was the Christian-rock singer a real person?
Go to www.thesimpsons.com Each time you log on, Bart’s chalkboard message is different. When you get to the homepage, Maude’s ghost flies past.
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
ya like to shut posts that are better than yours thats ok you play with toys while im on tour
couldnt have free posts in a misc, room
you dont understand so your doomed
i look at your followers all guys tapping each other on the back
ya live at home wich ya mom
clean up your room ya A.D.D S.o.b
play with feet cause your scared to read
ya live at home wich ya mom
aqua gillnet payper veiw ability
nappy hairy chest being
black indian cambodian watchin nickalodean tv
african italian half cheetah spotted turn my stye from mild to loco.
once you get the balls to be original ill give you back your soul.
Dr. Octogon?
Is it really you?