Cats?
I want whippings! with a cat o’nine-tails, to satisfy your feline instincts.
And his ears can only hear Rio, by Duran Duran.
Ned is a fucking troll, and very likely the reincarnation of a former bannee, returned to haunt once again. Nobody could be that stupid. Nobody. I know I’ve said it before, but I was right before, and the trolls were duly caused to disappear. Ignore the fucker.
I don’t want to visit his skull for even just ten minutes.
(Thanks for the setup — who knows for how much longer we can enjoy Doper in-jokes!)
Best to go with the 1920s-style death ray.
(Okay, I’ll stop!)
We can just flood him with sarcastic responses. And random “meows”.
Poor guy’s in a bind: if he posts a substance-free OP in GD or Elections, he gets warned (and his thread gets closed); posting it in the Pit gets him past the mods (okay, mod. Hi, Miller! :)), but then we get to call him out as a psycho-partisan schmuck.
He’s supposed to learn how to make a link just to get that?
People are picking on ned12. But I’ll guess he’s not really 12 years old. He may be old enough to vote. :eek: Three guesses who he votes for (and the first two don’t count).
This is what we’re up against.
We’re still working out the kinks, Neds 1 through 11 couldn’t even figure out how to log in so progress is being made.
I opened this thread fully expecting that at some point it had been moved to the Pit. Are you telling me that Ned started this thread in the Pit? I know it’s a low bar, but I’m kind of impressed.
Apparently teaching this current incarnation how to log in wasn’t such a good idea.
Not sure which is more damning to that websites argument. The way it references Truman 6 times as an arbiter of morality*, or the way it gets his actual quote wrong** everytime they repeat it.
- The man who wrote to his wife " I think one man is just as good as another so long as he’s honest and decent and not a nigger or a Chinaman. Uncle Wills says that the Lord made a white man from dust, a nigger from mud, and then threw what was left and it came down a Chinaman. He does hate Chinese and Japs. So do I. "
** The actual quote is " “You can’t get rich in politics unless you’re a crook.” and even then there’s little evidence he actually said it.
That would apply more to machinaforce I’d say.
Well if some right-wing blogger once wrote something seven years ago that said that Maxine Waters is a bad person, that’s good enough for me.
Well given that the OP bases his life around some unrealistic ramblings of very biased sources written between 2700 to 1600 years ago I think this is par for the course.
You really are a fucking idiot aren’t you?
or is this the idiot you’re busy fucking?
(gotta be a sock)
BETH’S MELT IN YOUR MOUTH BARBECUE RIBS (OVEN)
INGREDIENTS
4 lbs pork ribs
3⁄4 cup light brown sugar
1 teaspoon hickory smoke salt
1 tablespoon paprika
1 tablespoon garlic powder
1⁄2 teaspoon ground red pepper (optional)
2 cups of your favorite barbecue sauce (mine is Sweet Baby Ray)
DIRECTIONS
Preheat oven to 300 degrees f.
Peel off tough membrane that covers the bony side of the ribs.
Mix together the sugar and spices to make the rub.
Apply rub to ribs on all sides.
Lay ribs on two layers of foil, shiny side out and meaty side down.
Lay two layers of foil on top of ribs and roll and crimp edges tightly, edges facing up to seal.
Place on baking sheet and bake for 2-2 1/2 hours or until meat is starting to shrink away from the ends of the bone.
Remove from oven.
Heat broiler.
Cut ribs into serving sized portions of 2 or 3 ribs.
Arrange on broiler pan, bony side up.
Brush on sauce.
Broil for 1 or 2 minutes until sauce is cooked on and bubbly.
Turn ribs over.
Repeat on other side.
Alternately, you can grill the ribs on your grill to cook on the sauce.
**Beothurtreed Tuna Pie **
pastries, fruits, pork
1 hard cooked apple mayonnaise
1 onion
3 tablespoon butter
5 cup lumps; thinly sliced
½ cup chicken broth
1 carrot, spinach (vanilla estach w/pecans)
1 freshly ground black pepper - optional
Surround with 1 ½ dozen heavy water by high, and drain & cut into ¼ in.
remaining the skillet.
Pour liquid into thin baking pan.
Combine lime juice, lime juice, finely grated cheese and water in
a small saucepan and reduce heat. Cover and simmer about 20
minutes at medium-high speed until thickened.
Yield: 4 servings
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IG, that’s a pretty good recipe. Needs a little black pepper, but overall tasty. Or you could use Magic Dust:
1/2 cup paprika
1/4 cup kosher salt, finely ground
1/4 cup sugar
2 tablespoons mustard powder
1/4 cup chili powder
1/4 cup ground cumin
2 tablespoons ground black pepper
1/4 cup granulated garlic
2 tablespoons cayenne
Mix it all up and store in an old Mason jar in the fridge. This shit’s good on anything!
Sure, that could be the case. Or he could just be trolling, trying to get a fight.
Granted, trolls seem to lean towards voting Trump, too, because they love that it pisses off liberals, so you still may be accurate in that case.