Russian bots can’t vote. Yet.
Not only that, but according to this thread, from the 1970s as well.
Why, I’d horse-whip him if I had a horse.
Moose Stew
INGREDIENTS
2 1⁄2 lbs moose, cut into 1 inch cubes
2 tablespoons shortening
1⁄4 teaspoon cracked black pepper
1⁄2 teaspoon paprika
1 bay leaf
1 teaspoon salt
2 (10 1/2 ounce) cans condensed beef broth
1 cup dry red wine
1 large onion, diced
3 carrots, sliced
18 small whole white onions
12 small new potatoes, peeled
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons flour
DIRECTIONS
Saute meat cubes in shortening until brown on all sides.
Add pepper, paprika, bay leaf, salt, beef broth, red wine, onion, and carrots.
Cover and simmer until meat is tender, about 2 hours.
Add whole onions and potatoes; cover and simmer for an additional 15 minutes, or until the vegetables are barely tender.
Mix butter and flour into a paste.
Drop into simmering stew.
Cook, stirring, until stew bubbles and thickens.
Serve with rice or polenta.
Squirrel On A Stick?
You omitted the most important step: First, you have to catch your moose.
Sounds tasty but I don’t have any moose in my fridge. Do you think it will be okay if I substitute mousse?
A moose once bit my sister…
no, but you can subsitute squirrel
An for dessert, a savory pie from Utah Phillips (courtesy of YouTube).
He’s already been told (and warned) to keep his substance-free OPs out of GD.
No, but you could use rabbit. But be aware that many people object to finding hares in their stew.
One unfortunate result of the Mueller investigations is that the supply of forms to obtain proper warrants is depleted.
Every time, is squirrel. Cook squirrel. Kill squirrel. Sometimes in that order. And Americans wonder why Russians think you are evil.
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Elephant Stew
INGREDIENTS
1 medium elephant
2 (50 gallon) containers broth
500 lbs assorted fresh vegetables, chopped
2 rabbits (optional)
DIRECTIONS
Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This takes about 2 months.
Using large kettles, simmer equal parts elephant and vegetables with enough broth to cover.
Cook for a couple days.
If more are expected add the rabbits, but do this only if necessary. Most people don’t like to find hare in their stew.
Once I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in them, I’ll never know - Groucho
I’d be a grouch too if my pajamas were stretched out of shape.
Bit seriously, I do believe it is a sign of inclusion and egalitarianism that a woman of color has been chosen to be the subject of this week’s Two Minute Hate.
I don’t like her. You could use her voice to saw down a redwood giant in about ten minutes. Also, she reminds me far too much of the kind of person who makes a very comfortable living advocating for the poor. Not a terrible wrong, not murder, not theft, but it bothers me. May be because the only times I hear from her is when she’s pissed off about something. So far, its been something that pisses me off too, so there’s that…