Didn’t Make It To The Grocery Stew:
One package of … meat? … from the freezer (well, looks like meat when you scrape off the ice crystals), diced
Salvageable bits from random vegetables in the back of the refrigerator bin, shredded
Can of Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup from back of cabinet (don’t look at the sell-by date)
Generous slug of beer or wine
Dump all in pot, bring to boil, turn down heat, cover and simmer while drinking rest of beer/wine
Lift cover; sniff
Dump pot in compost bin; call for pizza delivery