So I was making every hour of the schoolday educational, even if it was of a sexual nature. Yeah, I did go into too much detail, and grossed out some of our guy friends, who seem to be easily grossed out IMO. This is why I plan on not telling them about felching, etc. ad nauseum, because I know they’ll never forgive me for that, especially during lunch.
I read the above as “Her SIN is DigitalMuse”, to which I raised an eyebrow and said to myself “Really?” 
hush up tasha. it was 5 in the morning and i had nothing else to do. cut me some slack. but i agree with you in my attempt to protect lauren from all of yall.
oh come on! wouldnt the look on DJ’s face be priceless? he would probably throw up his cooornbread. and emmy would just like hide in chris’s shoulder and joella would look at us like we were insane. yeesh. i kind of miss school.
It would be priceless, but you forget the fact that they’d never forgive us for telling them that. That and Dj for some reason thinks I’m the most sexual person on Earth, and probably the horniest one too. Not my fault my libido took hold of my body for a week and made me react “funny” to everything.
Allow me to show you around our humble dwelling. Here is the front d… wait, no…over here is, um…let’s see, where IS that front door? Ruffian told me it was on the left, ten yards past the frightened goat. Well, shit. Um…I’m going to go get a map. Just stay right here and talk to someone with more posts than I.
Be sure to include lots of smilies when you respond to ChiefScott.
:ducking and running for cover.:
it would. they probably think im just about up there too. especially since they were all witness to my bling bling thing (teehee, it rhymes) along with my antics with the little people (sedlack and cp). yeah, that was an amusing, if slightly annoying, week. but hey, we forgave you then and they would forgive us if we bestowed that knowledge upon them.
Well, I’m going to bed. You can stay up all hours of the night, but I have to be at work in 13 hours.
geez, Jess and Tasha, yall make me seem really really normal, not that im even close to that. I’m still not sure those other people are gonna like me, they might just be going through the motions of saying hi to me without thinking of anything in particular. Besides, all this supposed niceness is hurting my lil head 
Lauren
Hey Digi, How YOU doin’? Whatever ssskuggii told you about me is all untrue, unless it is good, and then all of it is true. You can call me ChrisP. Welcome to our board and make sure to attend all the post parties you can. It really helps the post count ;). Anyfriend of ssskuggii’s is a potential flirt…um I mean friend of mine…
Could y’all get a room or something? Or one of you call the other?
In other news, Digimuse I STILL haven’t gotten your picture or AIM screen name. I am getting impatient . . . just ask Tasha what I do when I’m angry ;).
Oh, and you don’t want to know about felching, squicking or munging. You also don’t want to go to the pit and ask to be flamed. That’s just stupid . . .
Hello and welcome to the show.
iampunha
i dont have any good pics, and well my sn? you’ll just have to wait for that.
ChrisP. you better not attack me, ssskuggiii and hypergirl will beat you up;)
Yo DigitalMuse
Welcome to the board. Would you like a drink? Some music?
I know, howzabout a little Frankie to get the night going…
::yawns, stretching arm out::
Be careful, Lauren’s a little “shy” about these things.
Smacks forehead Homer/doh!/homer.
tasha, i can’t help it i’m pure and innocent;)
And also, ChrisP hasn’t scared me yet…yet being the operative word.
What are you talking about? I don’t scare people! When did this come up? I am one of the nicest people you’ll meet so whoever gave you any other idea needs to get it straight. I’m not out to scare anyone. I’m a lover, not a fighter, baby.
ChrisP, I didn’t mean for it to be taken personally, I’m sorry. It’s just that people in generally scare me easily, thats all. Sorry for making you defensive.