The 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals just overturned Texas’ law against dildo sales.
Sometimes the punchlines just write themselves. 
I had no idea you couldn’t sell them. Still, they’re already pretty much everywhere here, at least the nine-banded variety. You see 'em crossing the road all the time and, hard of hearing, often times they’ll jump up right in front of your car and put put a hole in your grill. Cute little fuckers, actually.
Armadildos, hee hee!
I now have a mental image of various sex toys along the highway, among the flowers.
Right in time for Valentine’s day, too! Huzzah! I’m taking the rest of the day off!
Good news, cause **everything ** is bigger in Texas
Is it going to be like 2 cars in every garage, a chicken in every pot and a dildo in every butt?
Punchlines aside, that’s AWESOME! It’ll make things a lot easier on some very good retailers (not to mention their customers) in TX. Maybe I should send all my favorite stores a “Congratulations” e-card. 
Not to mention the precedent set is a good one - any step towards getting the government out of my crotch is a good step.
congrats to the Texans! Is this law still on the books in Ohio? Last time I knew it was.
The Yellow Texas Dildo
Can be sold legally.
And I am going to buy one
Because I am horny.
No longer have to worry
That I’ll end up in jail.
The Yellow Texas Dildo
May orgasms never fail.
“Banded for her pleasure…ewwwwwwwww.” – Garth Algar
Molly Ivins had a hilarious column about this stuff years ago. Evidently possession of such obscene devices could get you in trouble. But you had to have some specific number – six or more, I think, before it brought down severe consequences. "If you had five or fewer,’ Molly wrote, “You are a mere Enthusiast.”
This movie: Passion & Power chronicles (among other things) the prosecution of a Texas woman for selling vibrators at her “schtupperware” parties for women.
Good news for normal Texas women, but a bit too late for this gal…
You DO know you can get leprosy from those things, right? You might want to keep them away from your nether regions.
The Eleventh Circuit has ruled the opposite way. I for one am looking forward to a SCOTUS appeal complete with oral argument.
Let it be known, just for that case, the court shall be known as SCROTUS. Let’s keep it all below the belt, please.
Yeah, and the argument could either be oral or anal 
Damn you to heck Rick for posting that link ! Now I can’t remove that jingle from my head.
Obligatory link.
Now, in video! NSFW, because of a table full of dills.