Somehow I knew this would be in Texas. They mustn’t have much crime in Longview if this is illegal . My favorite sentence here is :The arrest report describes the 17 items as “obscene materials and obscene devices,” but Police Chief Charlie Smith said the items were mostly lotions and objects defined in a dictionary as having the shape and often the appearance of the male genitalia, used in sexual stimulation"
Wow. You can buy “obscene” items in novelty stores at the local mall around these parts. They’re located at the back of the store, right next to the rubber chickens and magic eight balls. I guess one person’s obscene device is another person’s gag gift.
I support the police 100% here. I mean really, it seems like a no-brainer to me. Having to share the road with people who talk on cell phones is bad enough, but this!?
Heh. Gunslinger is a photographer for that newspaper (although he’s not credited as staff; he’s a part-timer). I’m extremely disappointed that he didn’t get called to shoot for that article.
Dude, what have you been watching to get this kinda screwed-up image of the women’s penal (heh) system?
Everything I’ve seen suggests each and every cell is equipped with at least one phallic latex novelty. And my research into the topic is, I’m ashamed to say, rather extensive.
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Originally posted by: apotheosis
Dude, what have you been watching to get this kinda screwed-up image of the women’s penal (heh) system?
Everything I’ve seen suggests each and every cell is equipped with at least one phallic latex novelty. And my research into the topic is, I’m ashamed to say, rather extensive
Really? Ok tell me the juicy details, you know for the sake of science.
Well, if the films are any indication, a large part of the nation’s prison budget is going to mascara, peroxide, and surgical enhancements that register on the Richter scale.
