Ummm, did you see the “& runs” part? Unless you have a better-than-NFL-caliber arm, it fell short, & besides, I was hiding behind the suntan lotion display. 
::moves hour hand counterclockwise one position::
How you doin’? 
I think I’m gonna grab a quick shower then veg the night away. *** MWAH!!***
Current status of the battle of me vs. the slugs: I bought a bazooka. And by a bazooka I mean Sluggo. I’ve just sprinkled some around my garden (and on the clematis for good measure) so we shall see who wins this skirmish.
Sluggies, come out and eat the tasty [del]poison[/del] treats I’ve put out for you. bats eyes innocently
If this works I may be able to plant marigolds and keep them more than a week. :eek:
I would have gone with an actual bazooka ---- or at least one of those semi-auto versions of a BAR from Shotgun News. But that could just be me. 
Dinner was ham-steak and salt potatoes and was much yummy. Digestion begins.
: locks Spidey in broom closet with Flytrap, hangs “Beware of Leopard” sign on door :
Ruble, I like the way you think.
::whaps flytrap with broomstick, while snarling like a leopard::
::exits closet & pulls battery from clock::
When I was a kid, I’d go slug-hunting in the yard. The only grumble I got from adults was my mother getting irritated when she couldn’t find the salt shaker. 
Shotgun news, you say? Clyde Barrow had one of those, with the stock sawn off.
Up, caffeinated, off to work.
Up, sorta, barely functional. My poor sweetie was snoring up a storm most of the night, and at one point, he started dreaming. Something in the dream compelled him to punch my pillow repeatedly - fortunately, I sleep on a foam wedge so my head was out of the line of fire, but it still woke me up. Poor guy sounded like death this morning. I’m not sure why he went to work, but he’s gone.
I did manage to get the dishwasher loaded and it’s running right now. When it’s done, I may go back to bed for a bit - I really am ragged out. If I start feeling human, the back deck railings will get scrubbed today. That’s a BIG if…
Happy Tuesday anyway. blurgh…
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. YAWN 'Tis 59 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 82 and sunny for the day. Oh well, at least the weather will be nice as I tour the southwest forty. Three appointments in three different counties today. The worst part is the ride down and back cause it’s a loooooooooooong ride. That will pretty much be my irkday today.
Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffeine and to feed rumbly tummy. Then, alas and alack, purtification for irk must commence. I needs to get on the road by seven-thirty.
Happy Tuesday Y’all!
ETA: Look Spidey! First on page two! 
Blurf.
You should have found a girl named Nancy to apply it for you.
::sneaks in & unplugs Swampy’s clock::
Appropriate cartoon for this crowd.
I can’t believe I forgot to share this little gem - I had a tick crawling around in my hair last night. ick ick ick ick ick Luckily, it hadn’t latched on, so FCD was about to extract it, and down the drain it went.
ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick
I attempted to go back to bed a little bit ago, to no avail. Guess I should wash the load of unders so I can say I accomplished something today. <yawn>
Howdy from large and in charge downtown Colquitt, Jawja! I’m here awaitin’ my nine o’clock person to show up. I’m kind of surprised to have intartoobz as I am waaaaaay in the middle of nowhere.
Carry on!
*has an *ICK for Mom’s sake
I don’t think I’ve ever had a tick, but I like hiking, and I’m kind of scared I might get bitten by one. Mosquitoes seem to be more of a problem than ticks around here, though.
Went out for coffee this morning. Must get back to my music arrangement soon. That music isn’t going to arrange itself.
Guess what?
BLURF!
Again this is one of those things that won’t surprise anyone but ------ a friend bought one and made it into a copy of Clyde’s. He had a sort of mock collection of famous guns of the gangster era and to him it was worth the 5 grand. (yeah - they are that expensive)
(And I’m not sure Clyde’s wasn’t actually full auto; those were legal and available back then. You can do it today legally but add another 2 grand to the price tag.)
I think we can manage that.