Tomorrow is payday. Everybody is gettin’ paid. It’s a shrine worthy irk miracle! What? I take my victories when I finds 'em. 
All you need to wake up is a pug to jump into bed with you. They’re so HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY to be with you, there’s no way you can sleep. Plus you have to get up out of bed or they’ll lick you till you drown!!
Time to mow. I’m dressed in yesterday’s grubbies. When I’m done, I can shower and dress in today’s grubbies. I really don’t want to do this, but the Landscaping Fairy stood me up again. Damned fairy.
Stormy morning here and I have to drive to work. The “drivers” here are quite bad enough in good weather, and completely lose their alleged minds in bad weather. In what sane universe does rain mean “speed up”? For bonus points, I’ll be amazed if as many as 90% of other drivers have their lights on.
Most of my professors think anywhere from 9pm to midnight is a quite reasonable deadline time for electronic submission of assignments. I have one who thinks NOON is great. Given my work schedule, that means in her class, my due time is THE DAY BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE’S. I work 7am - 2:30pm, so must turn stuff in before launch for work, and do have to sleep some time.
I have a paper due “tomorrow noon”. For me, that means “before bed tonight”. Grrr.
I saw the worst movie in the world last night.
TVCTPMO is hanging out at my irkplace.
It feels like I strained a muscle in my leg. Drinking Gatorade as a temporary fix.
If this happens again, before standing upright…
…send the Swedish Bikini Team my way. 
You’ve been around here long enough to know the MMP is like therapy; you can share why you were you so cranky yesterday. We won’t point & laugh {outloud}.
Wait a second; evil, crazy, vile, unpleasant & it wasn’t you, but a customer? 
:smack: :o
I walked into the kitchen at irk & someone was putting something in the fridge when I notice a bottle on the shelf. Ya know, when looking fast, Bailey’s creamer looks a lot like the regular Bailey’s bottle, which really shouldn’t be in the fridge at irk.
Okay, what movie?
Thanks for the song suggestions. Bolero would be great, those alarm clocks in Time are to jarring. I always get out of the house to bike to work before 6:30. This morning it was so bright I wore my sunglasses for the first time this year.
What nicknames did your esteemed classmates give you in elementary school?
Since the third grade I was Lurch. Ughhhh
I thought that was universally decried to be Plan 9 from Outer Space.
Tabbed browsing! (makes sign of the cross) Back to the depths of hell! [also known as AOL]
One snotty little brat who plagued me for the first 8 years tried to stick me with “Richie” based on the first syllable of my last name. Fortunately, no one ever listened to her, so I was spared. So the only nickname ever bestowed upon me came in the Navy - my team leader at my first squadron brainfarted and forgot my name when talking to the chief about me, and he called me Fred. So for the next 2 years, I was Fred. I didn’t mind that.
Lawn is mowed, I’m showered and dressed, and I’m heading out to meet my sweetie for lunch. Red Robin! 
I’m in a burger kind of mood.
Laterz!!!
It’s election day over here…not a single candidate has asked me to vote for them so I have made a decision based on very little. I did wonder if the candidate who shoved a leaflet through my door yesterday hoped to get my vote simply because his was the last name I saw and I might remember it.
Tough luck, mate…I have a postal vote so I did my civic and democratic duty ages ago!
In other news, weather was nice so I cycled to the station this morning. I may regret this decision soon.
Morning irk shift is done.
Now to get cleaned up and start packing to go home.
My mother keeps finding more stuff for me to take, not that I’m complaining, I take what I want and the rest she can throw out or donate.
I can always use an extra baking dish, flatware or side table.
I had no nickname in school 
Night of the Lepus is much worse.
gothic, you might try the Isley Brothers’ Shout for your wake up song. It used to be the Friday morning theme song on Magic 105 out of Fort Wayne when I was in college. Every Friday morning at 6:30, I would awaken to that.
It’s called The Room and it’s sucks harder than the black hole at the center of the galaxy. Plan 9? Night of the Lepus? Manos: The Hands of Fate? HA! Amateur hour, my friends. The Room makes all of those look like Best Picture Oscar Winners.
Four. Uncomfortable. Sex. Scenes.
shudder
If you must watch it, please get the Rifftrax version. This is not a movie you watch unaccompanied.
Yoiks, what a writeup for a movie.
Why did you have to watch it?
It’s now at the top of the list for my friends’ next Bad Movie night
“Attention, everyone. There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way!”
Red Robin experienced some sort of plumbing disaster that shut them down, so we walked next door to Cracker Barrel for lunch. Their grilled chickie salad is quite good.
I ran my WalMart errand and now I’ve got to go pick up a hunk of steel for my sweetie. Onward!!!
Watching it is even more unbelievable. Mark is Johnny’s best friend. I know that because they mentioned it every time someone mentioned one of their names. I also know that Lisa doesn’t love Johnny anymore because she began ever conversation by stating that fact.
Rifftrax Live.
Killer wabbits, killer wabbits…