Having one of those weeks when lots of little frustrating things happen.
First, the council came to empty the rubbish bin on thursday, and unaccountably took the bin with them. So now we have no bin.
Second, I’m trying to buy a camping stove- using reward vouchers, which don’t work. The one I’d really like is also apparently out of stock, even though it’s showing up as in stock on the website, and I just spend a full half hour being sent round 3 phone lines to try and get a working voucher code. Of course, the first number I dialed was actually the right one, I just got an idiot on the phone who decided that wasn’t their department, even though it was. I now have to wait til tomorrow to try again, by which time I might not actually get said stove before I go camping on saturday. Due to their system, I’ve already effectively ‘spent’ the vouchers, to get a voucher for use in the camping department, so I really don’t want to just buy another one at this point if I can possibly avoid it.
Third, my sleeping habits are utterly shot to hell, and I’m not getting to sleep until about 4am, and am only just waking up around midday.
Fourth, the person who said they’d babysit my pet mice while I go camping (from this weekend) offered online, asked what days it’d be, then… nothing. I replied online, then texted her a few days later to double check it’d be OK on those dates, and had no reply. I really need to know today, when I can probably get someone else to do it (someone I’d rather not ask, as I’ve already asked him to look after my pet axolotls, and adding mice to that last minute seems a bit bloody cheeky). I’ve not got many mouse-sitter options, because most of my friends who like animals have cats, which my mice get a bit freaked out by the smell of. She’s really local, and really likes animals- and has several pets herself, so she’d be great if she’d just be less slack.
Gahhhhh…
Oh BTW, if anyone needs an even worse slug mental image:
[spoiler] Last year, when I was making soup, I got the hand blender out, and just happened- unusually for me when it’s just been stored in the cupboard*- to glance at the blades to check they were clean.
Nestling behind the blades was a 3" slug. A 3" long slug I was seconds away from causally blending into my chunky vegetable soup.
You’re welcome 
- Unusual back then- now I check the blender every. Single. Time.
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