Actual quote, re: today’s “unpleasantess” in NYC (and boy, did it steenk!):
I heard this was going to be handled by the Federal Air Retention Team (FART).
And now Austin, too. 'cept worse. http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/08/austin.birds.ap/index.html
Yikes!
I figure that it is all because either (a) they found Jimmy Hoffa or (b) it was just Newark…
Wow. Someone must have eaten the mother of all mega-burritos.
It was the dog, I swear.
Of course, this gave us the chance (as if we needed one) to crack wise about the lack of hygiene of certain co-workers . . .
More likely to be the Meadowlands or Fresh Kills.
They’re trying to blame us, but I didn’t smell anything.
It wasn’t me, I swear!
:: waving hands behind myself:: 