Two members of his security team got other people out.
Update! Cory Booker wrestles terrorist to the ground and beats him to death with a hissing cobra, saving the life of untold kittens and Ryan Gosling!!!
OK, so he tweets like a 13-year-old girl . . .
Probably because of Twitter’s character limit.
Is anyone else getting a little…suspicious of him. I mean…he just happens to be at the scene of two “accidents” to help out? I think I saw a TV show about something like that, the superhero is really a supervillain, and just likes the attention.
Oh, wait, it’s Newark? Nevermind…the average Newark resident probably passes five fires, three car accidents, and a stabbing on the way to work.
I heard it’s so violent there, the cars actually stab each other.
Newark is so tough, the kids steal hubcaps from moving cars.
…moving police cars.
Awesome. Next time my 10yo gets scared at a snake I can scream at her “What’s wrong? It’s just a snake! Why are you crying like Chuck Norris?”
I’m now having visions of the race in Ben Hur, only on the NJ Turnpike and the “chariots” are half-busted Camaros.
Oh, yeah, after roasting a few marshmallows, exchanging a little gossip about the victims with the other neighbors, and, uh, … waiting for the right moment.