John McCain is so old that I would go out with him if he asked me.
No. Wait. Somebody has to remember who we are and where we were going.
If you’re not whooshing, we did the same for Obama and Hilary, if IIRC. How Hillary was the type of woman who’d screech to get off your lawn, and who’d argue about expired coupons and insist on using the express lane with more than 12 items. Or wouldn’t pick up her dog poop.
Oh, and Obama’s a closet Celine Dion fan.
Dude, that was uncalled for.
We all know that JOHN MCCAIN was MOSES’S camp counselor!
He also used to chase Adam and Eve off of his lawn and screech, “Damned kids today! And when I was their age, we wore PALM leaves, dammit!”