and it was broken in the process: pic
Born in Babylonia, moved to Arizona…
No, no, no. He’s older than dirt. Get the facts right, sheesh.
Oh. Because Senator McCain is 71, so he’s so old that his birth certificate would be carved on stone!
Yeah, I see what you did there.
That’s a copy.
The original was made of primeval ooze, but was lost during the Great Flood.
He’s so old, he ate scrambled pterodactyl eggs for breakfast!
He’s so old, fuckin’ Jesus Christ was his camp counselor!
Har, har, har.
Okay, I lol’ed.
He turned 72 right?
How many John McCains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. He doesn’t use lights because he doesn’t want to see how old he is!
And they say conservatives don’t have a sense of humor…
Q: How old is John McCain?
A: REALLY, REALLY old!
There’s no truth to the rumor that he left a toothbrush behind on the Ark.
However, he does still owe a gambling debt to Moses! 
- “Jack”
He’s so old, he farts dust!
He’s so old, his Social Security number is nine!
Hardeharhar. :rolleyes:
McCain is so old he didn’t play duck, duck goose when he was a kid, he played Archaeopteryx, Archaeopteryx, Deinonychus. (Courtesy of thissite.)
McCain is so old, he used to ask “What WILL Jesus Do?”
He remembers the hassles of conversion from reducing atmosphere to oxygenating?
He’s so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, he was on the other side fishing.
Same goes for yo mama!
He’s so old, he remembers when the joke formula “[subject]'s so [attribute], [exaggerated image emphasizing [attribute]]” was considered cutting edge comedy.
John McCain’s Momma’s so old that…she’s been eligible for Social Security for quite a number of years.
Beautiful–I needed a laugh tonight. Thanks!