McCain says not to worry about him if he loses

“America, baby, I don’t want to live if you don’t vote for me!” Call it the Ike Turner Strategy.

McCain’s worried that Obama is going to pull a Blazing Saddles move on election night and pull a gun on himself.

Obama: Hold it! Next man votes for McCain, the nigger gets it!
Charlie Gibson: Hold it, men. He’s not bluffing.
Brian Williams: Listen to him, men, he’s just crazy enough to do it!
Obama: Vote for me! Or I swear I’ll blow this nigger’s head all over this town!
Obama: Oh, lo’dy, lo’d, he’s desp’it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy…
Katie Couric: Isn’t anybody going to help that poor man?
Charlie Gibson: Hush, Katie, that’s a sure way to get him killed!

“Don’t worry about me, if I lose I will be alright. I will just retire to Arizona with my secret plan to capture Osama Bin Laden and you can’t have it!”

offering a tube of lipstick Here you go Mr. McCain.

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I’d be more impressed if he’d sung “Don’t cry for me USA”. Evita costume and all.