They aren’t. The McDonald’s-Disney deal is giving us hamburger-craving pirates only, not toys.
It’s really very odd. Pirates standups… but no toys!
I wish they had a commemorative glass series coming out. I’d so jump on that. As it is I’m considering conning one of the local franchises out of a standup.
Eating McDonalds will lead to a big booty, which is a good thing in both hip-hop and pirate culture.
Is it? I was wondering why Cap’n Jack’s been following me around grinning like that. 
McClure, that was damn funny. 
I was also somewhat confused by this commercial. Exactly which market were they trying for? Urban swashbuckling carnivores? Not exactly mainstream, I don’t think…
Arrrr, there be mad funk here, matey!
Kn(one all veggie patty, no sauce, lettuce, cheese, sprouts, onions on an english muffin for me, please)ckers
[Homer Simpson]
Johnny Depp action figure…mmmmmmmmm
[/Homer Simpson]
[Thelma Bouvier]
Kiera Knightley Action Figure…MMMMMMMM
[/Thelma Bouvier]