I’m sure to reach their target Canadian audience they will have something like ** I am Canadian, eh?** but they would need Labatt’s to be sold at McDonald’s too, to make it a canuckistanian experience, my brother.
I can’t wait until they try to capture the Arab market:
**Li li li li li li! We eat the infidels burgers because we are proud to pollute our bodies with cow parts that taste like camel shit and the counter girls are all whores, but at least they supersize my fries! Li Li LI LI LI **
Or the Irish Market:
**Oye, This burger tastes fuckin’ fine! Hey, watch what those hands, Eamon, don’t be nippin’ off wit’ my friends you little bugger."
"Who you callin’ a bugger? Say, I focked yer ma last night. She told me to say hi to you after I made her shout “Oh Jaysus!”
They roll up their sleeves and commence to fighting.
McDonald’s Where friends fight over Fries. We’re Irish. **
Or the Jewish Market:
**“What? No chopped Liver? I’m all verklempt.”
“My fries are stone cold, like my wife. I want to send them back. Her too.”
“$3.99 for a heart attack in a bag. Can’t be the prices.”
“It’s not kosher, but it tastes better than the slop they serve at Shady Glenn Retirement Village. And that’s no kosher either, I’ll tell you what it is, it’s inedible.”
“They should do happy meals for Seniors. Free Angina tablets with every meal.”
“What? What? Did you say something?”
McDonald’s, where old Jews can eat non kosher food at a decent price. **
Germans:
" Ach, this isn’t food! Vere is the Vurst?"
" Zee bags are not engineered properly. Zay are cheap and clearly an inferior product."
“I vould haf done it zis vay”
“No No No, Helmut, you are wrong! It should be done zis vay!”
McDonald’s: Where German’s Can Gather And Prove Their Superior.
Please note, sarcasm and racial stereotyping was used in the above posts. Don’t hurt me