Meet Tom Head, Lubbock County Judge

[Siam_Sam]

@Siam_Sam

I am sadly more familiar with Lubbock, Texas than anyone in their right mind would like to be. There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the good citizens of Lubbock back this judge 100%.

I am going to come clean and admit it since I may be the only Doper to have done this. But I have actually met Tom Head in person. Really. He’s the judge I had to speak with back in the 1990s during an emergency trip to the US after my father suffered his aneurysm. I had to speak to him about getting power of attorney for my father.

This was pre-Tea Party days of course, and in my short time in his chambers, he seemed rather normal.

[Kobal2]

@Siam_Sam

he seemed rather normal.

They all do. *We *all do.

[Cyros]

@El_Kabong

Well, I guess no more quarter pounders at McDonald’s then, once they take over.

Bastards.

You eat your 113 gram’er with cheese and you like it, eh?

[Typo_Negative]

The Royale with cheese?

[Two_Many_Cats]

@Nava

You’re 45 posts late. Pre-owned by an Israeli about a Country song… just what we needed to drop a few lines about the Jewish conspiracy (y’all don’t do judeomasonic, do you?).

Oy vey.

[Truman_Burbank]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

Fixed link.

Thank you. No idea how I broke it…

[Enkel]

@Euphonious_Polemic

Republicans embrace their crackpots.

If they didn’t embrace their crackpots, where would they keep all that crack they’re on?

@Siam_Sam

I have actually met Tom Head in person. […]
This was pre-Tea Party days of course, and in my short time in his chambers, he seemed rather normal.

Syphilis takes a while.

[gamerunknown]

@Truman Burbank

No idea how I broke it…

Parentheses break links. Common complaint with wikipedia.

[MEBuckner]

Well, look here, apparently not all Lubbock County Republicans are insane! (Or at least some of them have enough sense to watch what they say when talking to the media):

In Lubbock County, GOP chairman Carl Tepper chuckled when asked if Judge Head’s ominous prediction about Obama’s re-election had come to fruition.

“No unrest,” he said. “Just a lot of disappointed people.”

The staunchly conservative county voted more than seven to three for Romney, he said, so now the focus moves to strengthening the Republican Party and “carrying our message of self-reliance to the rest of the country.”

“Republicans are pretty naturally a law-and-order-type people,” he said. “I’m still satisfied America has this amazing, peaceful process of selecting government. No matter who wins, we still have our rights, our businesses, our schools, and life goes on. We’ll get 'em next time.”