Melania Trump reveals plan to leverage presidency to ink ‘multi-million dollar’ endorsement deals

Judge Roy Bean: [Bean apologizes to the marshals’ wives] I understand you have taken exception to my calling you whores. I’m sorry. I apologize. I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-ass strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter sluts. But I did say “whores.” No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize.

So being called a prostitute interfered with her plans to sell herself for money?

being called an ex-prostitute

If all the ones she’s bringing lawsuits against can string it out long enough, the discovery phase could be very interesting. I can’t believe that didn’t occur to her lawyers.

Maybe Donald and Melania could deliver the State of the Union on QVC, with limited commercial interruption.

This is so offensive. She is not an ***ex-***prostitute.

Sorry you were having so much fun I had to pipe in.

It is SO UNFAIR of the Lame Stream Media to call Melon a prostitute! She did NOT have pre-Trump sex with New York millionaires in exchange for cash!

She had sex with those millionaires in exchange for limousine rides, fancy dinners, shopping sprees, and penthouse apartments! TOTALLY A DIFFERENT THING.

Melanoma isn’t FOTUS - Ivanka is. Isn’t she…? Or is Bright Sun of Juche just dating her at the moment?

How can you be even a titch taken aback by this? The family’s very first interview saw Ivanka hawking a thousand dollars bauble from her tacky jewellery line. First time they are interviewed! And that’s where she wants to take the conversation!

This IS who they are. All of them. Stop expecting them to be otherwise. If you’re gonna deal with it, you’re going to have to accept what’s right there to see.

Personally, elbows, my surprise isn’t that they’re being themselves. You don’t get class when all you have is arse - my surprise is that they’re allowed to be their feejitwit themselves while in Office. I suppose I expected some kind of kibosh on that.

Or a casino.

See? This is the problem with the hysterical Left. No accuracy at all!

It was ten thousand dollars.

roflmao

First Lady? I thought she was the Third Lady.

Meow

As weird as Melania’s* nakedly mercenary *treatment of the government of the USA is, I’m still more weirded out that anyone thought Don Fart and the Slovene trophy were “dignified.” “Cute,” I could see; they’re kind of creepy to me, but ymmv. “Classy” is less defensible; maybe some of their superficial trappings are, but them not so much. But “dignified”? Not at all.

I was being sarcastic.

All of my concern is devoted to what her husband is doing. I literally have no room for her antics.

Whats the time limit on that prenup again…?

I swear I can’t say that sentence out loud without pronouncing a hard “t” at the end.

Did you see where GoT actress Sophie Turner (among others) started trolling someone who was praising the Trumps as a couple?

I feel so ashamed of having pitied her previously. I feel humiliated, duped, betrayed.