Melania Trump's first official White House portrait photo

I don’t think this is true. As the saying goes “beauty is only skin-deep”. Inner beauty, intelligence and kindness tend to make someone who may be average looking look really attractive. At the same time someone who might be considered attractive but comes across self-absorbed and shallow really loses their attractiveness.

I used to work with a guy who was a little chubby, mostly bald and wore old-fashioned glasses. But he was smart, funny and nice and damn did he start looking hot to me. It got so I would turn beet red every time he stopped by my desk to chat. At the same time I worked with a guy who, on the surface, would be considered attractive but he was such a condescending snot that he just started to look ugly to me.

Melania isn’t unattractive to me but she just seems like a nicely wrapped box with nothing inside.

Melania is a woman whose looks register as “Ok, so I get why this is supposed to be conventionally attractive” but who completely fails to trip whatever switch in my lizard brain that makes me perk up. It’s not political, Melania has been largely invisible, she just doesn’t do anything for me. Which is fine since “doin’ stuff for me” ain’t her job.

Looks like she’s had her first face tucked behind her ears. And now she’s been photoshopped to hell and back.

Sheesh. Very impressive. hen she married a fat ignorant bigot for his money. Really something to aspire to. I thought she lived in New York?

To me, she looks like someone impatiently waiting for Stockholm syndrome to kick in. Still, if I could speak four languages and I was married to a guy who could barely speak one I’d probably feel the same.

I read something (and now I can’t find it), that that rock on her finger would be worth about $3 million. The Donald supposedly gave it to her for their tenth anniversary (or the tenth time they had sex, probably).

It looks like an ad for some dating site in the back of the weekly alternative papers.

Oh, I suppose if you are using brutally objective measures of conventional contemporary beauty standards then she would win. Okay, here’s your trophy, Melania. Thanks for playing.

But, for me, she nails a certain central-casting version of Eastern European Model/James Bond Assassin look that is not comforting or approachable. It says, “Do not talk to me, seely man, or I vill be forced to keel you.” To each his own.

For anyone that was wondering what Melania Trump looked like way back when, here is a very early modeling shot circa 1987. She was born in 1970.

More 1987 pics in this article.

That’s a very good picture of her. She looks a lot more “natural” than she usually does. Having said that, the rock on her finger is obscene. Less is more, Melania. Less really is more.

Nah. I can say that Ivanka is good looking (and she’s much more politically active than Melania). Mel just doesn’t do anything for me.

Pulycamel, that info on squinching is gold! The article leads to a tutorial and it really makes for better pictures. Thanks!

I must need the remedial course. I took a selfie and texted it to my gf. Apparently she’s having a bad day; the response I got was, “What the fuck did I do now?”:frowning:

Does it count as a White House portrait if you’re not actually in the White House?

I’ve learned a few things from this thread.

Melanie’s eyes used to be shaped completely differently. I suppose that’s plastic surgery, but I’m not sure why you’d want to change their shape that way.

I wish she hadn’t crossed her arms for the portrait. It definitely closes her off and gives her a stand-offish appearance. I think she did it solely to get the ring in the picture.

The gallery of first lady pictures was interesting. Jackie Kennedy was completely unrecognizable.

I am off to read about squinching. Who knew that was a thing?

Even though she hasn’t moved into the White House, that portrait was taken in the White House, so it should count.

Also “smizing”. Which I just learned about yesterday.

I think she’s better looking in these pics. More natural. Less alien-like. Definitely more approachable.

I think Melania is pretty. I can see why people are attracted to her. But I’m so used to seeing her kind of look on magazine covers that it just doesn’t do anything for me.

I hope she actually does something of substance soon so I can start thinking of her as being something other than a high-end mail order bride.

I remember an article about Trump giving people fake diamonds as gifts, claiming they were real. Like, he’d wear fake diamond cufflinks, then take them off and give them out as if they were impulsive gifts. Then people would get them appraised and find out they were cheap CZ.

What I’m saying is, I bet that ring is worth closer to $3 than $3 million.

Pretty by First Lady standards, absolutely. Pretty in general, not really. (Maybe years ago but not currently)

There has only been two young first ladies and 1 daughter that acted as first lady that I can think of.
Mrs. Cleveland was not lovely, just youthful at age 21. The story behind this first lady is a little squicky by today’s standards. She was his ward that he raised.

Jefferson’s daughter acted as first lady and was in her 20s at the start of his term.

Mrs. Tyler was also in her 20s. Her story is interesting as the Tyler’s have 2 living grandsons if I recall correctly. Found it: President John Tyler's Grandson Is Still Alive | Mental Floss

I recall Dolly Madison being called quite attractive but her portraits do not bear this out.

So I’ll go with Jackie Kennedy as #2 and maybe still #1.

Squinching is hard. I’m not sure I see the payoff either (looking at the before and after pictures in the article). Oh well, there’s always something celebs are doing for the “it” look.