Actually, Narile, I’m expecting royalties from the entire world now that we’re in the nextMelinnium. 
(No 2001 arguments!)
Please don’t worry about what you say here on account of my boys. The Eldest, who will be 15 in March, is very aware of what all the words mean and when it is and is not appropriate to use them. He’s heard 'em all down on the football field at school. He’s bright, funny, and at that delightful age when he can be embarassed at the very thought of his parents having had sex. 
Middle Son is 11 and a half, and he reads here very occasionally, and usually only when I’ve directed his attention to something that I think might interest him. He has met a few of the “old board” regs (Andrea, Jeff, Pam, Tyler, Melis), and so he is interested when he sees someone he knows (which doesn’t happen enough here, sadly). Overall, though, when he is on the 'puter he is much more interested in participating in Hogwarts on-line school games (you ARE familiar with the Harry Potter books?), chatting with his school friends, and checking Pokemon links.
Youngest Son (to be 10 in April) never reads the board. Occasionally he will read a post or a thread over my shoulder if I call him in for it (I think I might have done that for the Pokemon thread), but other than knowing that this is Mommy’s hobby, and having met the afore-mentioned regs, he doesn’t have much interaction here.
My husband and I do monitor what the kids see and where they go online. I know all their passwords, and always reserve the right to check their email and the history to see where they’ve been. I would not give the two younger ones free rein on this board; Eldest Son is mature enough that if he wants to hang here I have no objection – he’s learned some good stuff here, and that thread about colleges was great.
I do really appreciate you for asking, but please, don’t censor yourself in any way on account of my kids.
-Melin
