From my reading experience, '99ers have the perfect amount of experience to post with maturity on virtually any subject. Whereas the old AOL’ers tend to be quite elderly and prone to Alzheimers.
This is a completely objective and unbiased opinion, of course.
Hey now! I’m a college kid!
cough… 35 but still…college!
Isn’t it awfully late for you to be up, Granny?
[sub]Let the record show in tiny type that I’m a few years older than you.[/sub]
Byooootch! Bring it on!
takes out dentures, puts dukes up
What a strange thread.
Even by SDMB standards.
We have standards?
well, they’re pretty low (think limbo) but they’re there. (note correct usage of “they’re” and “there” for example)
“God is a Myth,” “God love you,” and “Oshawa Impaired Lawyer.” I don’t think I’ll ever see a more perfect blend of google ads.
Sorry, got distracted by the randomness. What were we talking about again?
Quasi’s back. So there is no turn that this thread could take which would surprise me. 
Somebody could run around naked…
What’s a lensman and why would you want to be one?
…someone who makes a living…um…burning ants…?
Pangalactic DEA. Free Thionite from the evidence locker.
Key concept:
“Wide open two way” at the Grand Ball.
'nuff said.
Somehow, you made that sound completely dirty. How’d you do dat?