Memo: Sampiro is the saint of the SDMB

He can do no wrong!

Thank you. Now I am satisfied.

In the unlikely event that Sampiro does something wrong, then wrong becomes right.

Hey, I thought **Polycarp **was the saint of the SDMB!

Are they going to habe to fight it out?

No no no, Polycarp is God, Sampiro is just the patron saint of good writing.

BLASPHEMY!! There is no God but Cecil and Ed Zotti is his prophet!

And Polycarp is the saint of the SDMB.

I’ve always thought of Sampiro as more of a pagan spirit, a genius loci.

St. Sampiro sounds like it would have duty free shops and nice beaches.

Quick, someone let them know a loincloth and club shopping trip is in order.

Guys, guys, relax… a pantheon can have more than one saint. Naturally, Sampiro and Polycarp are up there on the list.

Not to niptick, but aren’t saints supposed to be, you know, dead? I would not wisk that on either Poly or Sampiro. Although the thought of Sampiro in control of a ouija board is a giggle.

I thought saints had to perform three miracles…

Sampiro performed I Second That Emotion, Tracks of My Tears, and Tears of a Clown at karaoke night once…

I thought they were having a hard time making a prophet off of this board.

This thread is a spin-off of the Sampiro Pitting, which was itself inspired by the Nigaz thread. Is that… meta?

It’s true. The other day I prayed to St. Sampiro and my eczema cleared up a little.