Handy pictorial guide to print out and keep:
You may now return to your regularly scheduled abdominal exercises.
Yes, but Tower Bridge doesn’t have a children’s rhyme about it, does it?
Look at the URL for the Tower Bridge link.
It’s a very common misconception.
I read an interview a few days ago in which she was asked about that cock-up. Her reply?
Uh huh.
That beats out ‘my humps’ and ‘my lady lumps’ as the Worst Sexual Metaphor Ever by a very, very, very thin margin.
You’d think being married to an heir to the throne would have helped her remember which was which.
I’d still hit it in a heartbeat 
I guess I’ve always thought that I’m more insightful than I really am, but I don’t understand the metaphor.
"How come every time you come around my London London Bridge wanna go down like
London London, London wanna go down like
London London, London we goin’ down like", etc.
What is this supposed to mean?
Have I been outwitted by Fergie?
Well I understood it to be a not-very-subtle oral sex reference.
He comes round, and he goes down like Tower, er, London, Bridge.
Well if that’s what it means, the idea of it is somewhat… unappetizing.
I’d hit it.
WITH A STICK.
She’s nasty, a former meth addict and she’s very… mannish.
And I’m a little scared to find out what the hell “London bridge” is supposed to refer to.