"What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?"

In reviewing these lyrics I’m thinking that maybe they’re not as insanely retarded as they sound, and it’s possible they’re a brilliantly satyric commentary on contemporary sexual mores, and the sexual politics of urban culture.

Any chance of this?

None whatsoever.

Nope. It’s just the dumbest, most irritating song ever written and it doesn’t get any deeper than that.

It’s so stupid that I want to pierce my eardrum with an awl every time I hear it.

I actually think it’s very satirical, if rather blatant.

So does Mary Worth.

It’s a rap version of “I Know What Boys Like.” Nothing profound.

This was also brilliant, if intentional.

Lucky you, you’ve never heard “London Bridge”

Hmmm…what’s the common link here? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Have you ever noticed that “London Bridge” and “Hollaback Girl” are almost the same song? Seriously, try to sing “Hollaback Girl” to “London Bridge” and then weep in… terror? Fear? Disgust?

Ugh, that is a horrible song. Whoever told her that a solo career was a good idea really needs their head examined.

What does it matter? It’s not like anyone can remember any of the other Peas, except for maybe that freaky weird guy.

If it matters any, they had some great lyrics in their pre-Fergie era.