Apparently its old name, the Aluminum Siding Corporation, was seen as too limiting. The pitchman I remember from the days of my youth in suburban Cleveland was Jimmy Dudley, who had previously been the radio voice of the Indians’ baseball broadcasts. “Call now, y’hear?”
And here, courtesy of YouTube, is one of the commercials for said product.
*Deee dum deee dum deee dum duhdeee
Deee dum deee dum deee dum duhdeee
When you’re shopping in the sto-ore
Here’s the beer to ask 'em fo-or
Schaefer Pale Dry is its handle
No other beer can hold a candle
Make it clear, make it Schaefer
When you do, you always will
(echo chamber) Make it clearearear (/echo)
Make it Schaefer
Our hand has never lost its skill*
Last line sung in an odd, hurried rhythm so it sounded like “A hand has never lost a spill.”
How about?
“Don’t cook tonight . . .
. . . call Chicken Delight”
A piece of overcooked chicken, some undercooked fries and a tiny tub of slaw on a paper plate, with another plate stapled over the top.
Don’t know what ever happened to them, but the local store disappeared when KFC moved into the neighborhood.
Olive
Call Roto-Rooter, that’s the name,
And away go troubles, down the drain.
A little late to the thread, but just found it. I can’t imagine why or how long these have been in my head:
Get yourself a package of natural goodness
Dorman’s Endico cheese
From Wisconsin 100% grade A
Grade A cheese the old fashioned way
Dormans Dormans
Moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo mooooooo
No processing or flavoring
Nothing artificial
Get yourself a package of natural goodness
Dorman’s Endico Cheeeeeeeese!
(the cheese with the paper between the slices!)
Or…
It’s here it’s the beer with only ninety-five calories
and the great imported taste that’s just right
It’s the first light beer sent to us from Europe
It’s here and it’s Amstel Light!
Or…
Seneca
the first frozen apple juice
enriched with vitamin c
Crisp, delicious Seneca
sweetened naturally
Young and old love Seneca
enriched with vitamin C
or…
Hey Hey
what do ya know
lemons, lemons in the snow
new Pond’s Lemon Cold Cream
and, for anyone who grew up in the NYC area in the 60’s…
Palisades has the rides
Palisades has the fun
Come on over
Rides and dancing are free
so’s the parking, so gee
Come on over
Palisades from coast to coast
where a dime buys the most
Palisades Amusement Park
swings all day and after dark
Ride the coaster get cool
in the waves and the pool
you’ll have fun!
So come on over
Can’t help but wish there were room in my head for more important things - LOL! 
Speaking of beers, here’s one I remember from the 70’s, Lowenbrau Beer:
Here’s to good friends,
Tonight is kind of special.
The beer we’ll pour
must say something more, somehow.
So tonight (tonight),
Tonight,
Let it be Löwenbräu (let it be Löwenbräu).
Then there’s also:
If there’s Libby’s Libby’s Libby’s
On the label label label
You will like it like it like it
On your table table table
Alka Seltzer, the jaunty:
Plop plop fizz fizz
Oh, what a relief it is!
Hamm’s beer:
(Drums doing that western movie “The Indians are attacking!” thing )
DUM da dum dum DUM da dum dum
FROM the land of sky blue waters
Wa-aters
COMES the beer refreshing
HAMM’S the beer refreshing
I still remember as a kid the one from Johnny Carson when President Jimmy Carter’s brother Billy Carter got in trouble for (from Wikipedia) “In late 1978 and early 1979, Billy Carter visited Libya three times with a contingent from Georgia. He eventually registered as a foreign agent of the Libyan government and received a $220,000 loan. This led to a Senate hearing over alleged influence peddling which some in the press dubbed “Billygate.” A Senate sub-committee was called To Investigate Activities of Individuals Representing Interests of Foreign Governments (Billy Carter-Libya Investigation).”
“With Libya Libya Libya
on the label label label
means I like it like it like it
under the table table table.”
Amazing what sticks in the mind 30+ years later from when I was 8-9 years old.
LS/MFT! LS/MFT! Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco!
If you want better taste from your cigarette, Lucky Strike is the one to get!
Light up a Lucky, it’s light up time, be happy go Lucky, it’s light up time! For the taste that you like, light up a Lucky Strike! Relax, it’s light up time…
A local auto dealer’s “jingle” consisted entirely of driving directions:
“Pete Ellis Dodge, Long Beach Freeway, Firestone Exit, South Gate.
Pete Ellis Doge, Long Beach Freeway, Firestone Exit, South Gate.”
Pete Ellis Dodge has been gone for decades, but I can still drive to where it used to be.
FROM the land of sky-blue waters
wa-haw-ters
HAMM’S, the beer refreshing
HAMM’S, the beer refreshing
HAMM’S, the beer refreshing
HAMM’S
There’s some impediment to dialing 421-2323, all of the sudden? Or do you just mean that many people don’t know how the mnemonic conventions for telephone exchanges work these days? 
When they added “crazy shapes” to Alpha-Bits cereal, they had a commercial with a jingle sung to the tune of “The Stars and Stripes Forever,” something like:
There are stars and canes and aer-o-planes
A-and all kinds of crazy shaaa-apes!
This may have been only in the NY/NJ/CT area, but does anyone remember the “Great Bear” radio jingle?
I cant remember all of it,except for…
Gotta fix those brakes. Drive a little slower say a little prayer (cant recall words here) til you get to great bear.
Rickel helps you do it better
Do it better at Rickel
Rickel was a home improvement store in the pre Home Depot days.
Well, look what emerged from the crypt - and with another allusion to Dorman’s Endeco Cheese.
I did a Google search for “zombie” and “cheese” and came up with this site.
The results are rather…disturbing. 
Jeno’s Pizza Rolls were too damned hot because nobody (and I’m looking at my SIL) took the “ten minutes” seriously. Larks blew, but I’d like one right now.