When I mentioned this story to my husband, his comment was “I can think of worse ways to die”.
Not that my B-cups are up to the challenge, mind you.
Another victim of America’s obesity epidemic, and he won’t even show up on the stats.
There’s a woman who entered a few X Got Talent shows by smashing watermelons with her melons.
Maybe it was the fact that he avoided that fate that was the motive for the murder.