According to this article, more men are using makeup these days, and cosmetics companies are viewing aging boomers as a huge untapped market.
Good lord, men. By all means do your best to resist this devilish plot. The ability to shower, change, and get out of the house in 10 minutes is a basic masculine right that we cannot give up. As it is, the most butt-ugly guy can look in the mirror and consider himself “ruggedly handsome” or believe his looks show “character.” Next thing you know, we will be expected to sit down while peeing so that we actually get most of the piss inside the toilet, and stop belching and farting audibly.
And women, do you really want your men borrowing your foundation? Taking up more than that little corner of the medicine cabinet? Debating whether they are “spring” or “autumn?” After an illicit meeting with your boyfriend, do you want to worry whether your husband will notice someone else’s makeup on your clothing?
Seldom have I heard news of a more dangerous social development than this. Right-thinking men and women of the world unite to defeat this disturbing movement.