[ul][li]Men jack off to Pamela Anderson[/li][li] Women get advice from Dr. Ruth[/ul][/li]EXPLAIN?!
Perhaps women who talk to Dr. Ruth aren’t looking on advice on how to be good jack off material?
Ironically I actually jack off to Dr. Ruth and look for advice from Pamela Anderson! Am I the only one?
Wait… you mean I’m supposed to find pneumatically enhanced, blonde airheads sexy?
No thanks, I’ll stick to my redheaded, intelligent wife. 
Men are from Nantucket, Women are from Pawtucket…
I once knew a man from Nantucket.
Heehee! Pawtucket. I grew up right next door to Pawtucket. It’s fun to listen to non-natives try to pronounce it.
So you’ve bleached your hair, tattooed yourself and gotten your breasts enlarged? I was afraid of that.
I never asked Dr. Ruth for advice! And women do this! Am I therefor less than other women!? And what about my man? Is he less of a man because owns no images of Pamela to aid him?
Panic ensues.
Oddly enough, and to bring it back to the OP,
I once knew a lady from Venus.
Her body was shaped like a p-mmphf!
I once knew a lady from Venus,
Who commented on the length of my penis,
As she said with a grin:
“Once the head is all in,
there’s still plenty of penis between us.”
Actually, I have nothing relevant to offer this thread. I just wanted to stick in that limerick before I forgot it.
But, in a vain attempt at relevance; Men are much more visually oriented, sexually anyway, than women, or so I’ve been told.
And, apropos of nothing, I’d much rather women get their advice from Dr. Ruth, who is one sharp lady IMHO, than from Cosmo or some such rag.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, named Nan
Ran off with a man.
And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it.
How many of you didn’t know there was a clean (and pretty clever for a limerick) version of that?
Chiming in as someone who does not jack, jerk, or beat off to Pamela Anderson. I have considered jacking, jerking, or beating off to Dr. Ruth, but I haven’t found any naked pictures of her online yet.
My search continues.
Stories about him are highly exaggerated, I’m sure.
I once shot a man in Nantucket just to see him die.