Men are inherent escape artists, yes? no?

[Hello_Again]

@Ichini_Sanshigo

Are you an AI? Is there some way for me to administer a CAPTCHA on a message board?

I know what you mean. He’s like one of those inane scripts that tends to win the Loebman prize.

Consider the following exchange from the 2005 test:
JUDGE: Which is further away from us, Queens or Inner Mongolia?
PROGRAM: HA! HA! That was stupid. Tell me a GOOD joke this time.
JUDGE: You say you are human but you can’t answer a simple question.
PROGRAM: Because I am alive.
JUDGE: You are not following the rules. You are supposed to convince me that you are a human, not convince me that you are mysterious.
PROGRAM: I can’t very well convince one lacking a mind, can I?

Eerily familiar style, amirite?

[MandaJo]

@Dr.Drake

Has anyone else noticed a 1:1 correspondence between bizarrely formatted posts (notably those with lots of unnecessary white space) and craziness?

Whereas the ones with all lower-case and no punctuation are more likely to be pathetic and accidentally reveal way more about themselves than they realize like:

oh my god does anyone know if it is legal for your neighbors to just call the cops even if they are illegal citizens because my crazy fat neighbors called the cops when there was a party at my apartment without even asking us to quiet it down and now the management is talking about kicking us out but i dont see how they can because we pay our rent mostly on time and the noise complaint shouldnt even count when u are a bitch who speaks some sort of crazy language and wasnt even born here and is probably illegal so what right do they have to complain about the noise anyway . .

[shiftless]

@Boyo_Jim

The Republicans are delighted that at least it’s a heterosexual sex scandal.

I for one am shocked (shocked, I say) that a Republican has been caught in a heterosexual scandal. Did a woman with an unusually wide stance accidentally wonder into the men’s bathroom? Did the “luggage carriers” rental service send over the wrong sex?

[armedmonkey]

@Argent_Towers

A little detective work has shown that the OP is also, apparently, a theremin player of some renown, and an expert on that instrument.

I think I have his acoustic album.