Women, your chance to get even with " Chicks can’t do nothin. "
So, lets see your list. Yep, men can’t do laundry, boil water, cook, clean, etc…
See color.
OR identify what they see.
Ex. Chem Lab today. Chromatagraphy day. Pale yellow line slowly making its way down the column. Sandy and I see it, Mike and the TA (also male) have to take off their goggles and peer at it for minutes, and then argue with us.
I’m writing up descriptions of the colors and the TA is peering over my shoulder laughing.
“What?” say I
“I don’t even know what teal is.”
Well, what color words do you have for all the kinds of green? We were seperating spinach!
“ROYGBIV, without the iv”
“Uh…honey, I can’t find any underwear!”
“Have you tried looking in the top drawer of your dresser, dear?”
“Oh.”
(The sad thing is that this particular conversation needs to be repeated again, and again, and again…
:rolleyes: 
[minor hijack]
(working in the linens department at May Company)
Me (to 50ish female customer): Are you finding what you need okay?
Her: I’m not sure…which towels do you think would look better in my upstairs bathroom…?
Me: “Uhh, excuse me?”
Her: Which blue would look better–oh, wait, there’s a saleslady…she’ll know…"
[/minor hijack]
and the problem with this is?..my mom isn’t here, so what else am I supposed ta do? OW stop hitting me mrs beagledave dammit 
Ok, let’s try this one:
Me: “Hurry up, it’s time for ______ (TV show)”
Him: “Oh good, I love ______!”
pause
Him: “Hey, we’ve seen this one.”
Me: “Yes, dear…it’s summer. Summer is when they show the reruns.”
Repeat every single night from March until October.
oh thank you…I thought I was alone…all alone…can we start a support group…
“men can’t do laundry, boil water, cook, clean, etc…”
Hey! Some guys can do that type of stuff, a lot of my guy friends could keep a house better than I do, but then again I’m the spoiled youngest child.
To keep in the spirit of the OP I did once have a guy friend that could make Ramen or Cup o’ Noodles. You add boiling water, how hard is that? And he asked when do you know that the water is boiling? too.
Kitty
Tabithina and voguevixen:
Ditto. Over and over and over and over…
:mad: :eek: :wally
Hey! I can so boil water. You just wait for the big bubbles! Right?
my dad can cook, knows when water is boiling, but is not good at fixing things. neither am i so, it might be genetic