Feel free to protesteth too much if April’s been an off month for you. 
Poll created as a result of unproven claims in this thread: men shaving their testicles
Consider “shaved” to mean whatever you think it means.
Poll to, uh…be posted in a moment.
Would you like the “Use this one” part deleted from the thread title? I locked the boo-boo thread.
That would be wonderful. You’re the awesomest,** Ellen Cherry**! 
What on Earth does shaved testes have to do with hummers.
It’s the unsubstantiated claim that:
men who shave their junk get more blowjobs.
I need more options
[I had to delete all the stealth bragging here] I get plenty of blow jobs. I am very grateful. I offered to shave, my wife (who is shaved) asked me not to. Go figure.
Y’know, if there was ever a thread which begged, pleaded, nay, *cajoled *for bragging, it’s gotta be this one.
I think for better data you’d have to include a “my pubes are trimmed” option.
I really don’t know how to count it. I am constantly getting a blowjob – my junk is perpetually in someone’s mouth. Often, multiple mouths at once. (Long story, but it involves a class action lawsuit by a union of supermodels.) So is that, like, “one”?
Also, instead of pubes, I have chocolate. So it’s hard to say which category fits me there.
Nope, the claim is shaved vs. not shaved. “Trimmed” is an additional variable which is not accounted for in the claim under investigation. 
I’m unsure of the numerical categorization for such a scenario, but I’m pretty sure you should be posting in this thread. 
Little known fact. The average number of blowjobs a man receives each month is zero over the lifetime when rounded down.
There’s an implicit assumption that we all think blow jobs are a good thing.
You didn’t even define blow jobs. If she licks the tip there a few times is that a blow job? (I’ve discovered to my amazement that that can actually feel pretty hot) Or is suction required (stop. don’t do that, I am not a soda straw)? Slobber? (insert barfy smiley) Lots of wet mouth and tongue stuff going on (yeccch! shrivel shrivel)?
Don Juan and Cassanova may’ve come out +0. Maybe Ron Jeremy too
4-6, shaved. I don’t have a super high sex drive so sex twice a week is enough for me but foreplay always involves the girl going down on me for a bit at some point. I don’t really consider that a blowjob per say though, because just spending some time going down isn’t the same as a full out “to completion” BJ but since the thread is based around being shaved or unshaved I figure a girl putting her mouth around it for a while at all is more what the poll is about (ie - if she was grossed out she wouldnt go near it).
I hooked up with a chick one night a few months ago and when I went to go down on her she had an EPIC untamed mane down there. I actually did a double take and realized then how long it’d been since I’ve seen an actual full bush like that…thank god for the current shaving/waxing trend, it was disgusting and I came right back up. I can’t imagine a girl wanting to go down on a dude who had something similar going on down there.
Also it makes your wang look bigger
- TWTTWN
Oh, well since we’re bragging 3 or 4 but I still got a couple of days left. Mrs Stuffy will have to step up her game, you know for science!
Why, is this assumption likely to be wrong very often, among this crowd? This ain’t Oral Roberts University, after all! 
Pending the OP weighing in, try this: if someone’s mouth or tongue is touching your penis, and you think of it as a blow job, then it’s a blow job.
I am not a man, so I didn’t vote, but I am a female who enjoys giving blowjobs and I have a strong preference for unshaved male genitalia. I have encountered shaved men a few times, and that hasn’t stopped me from going down, but I found it kind of weird and offputting.
I don’t like receiving a blow job. So zero. I like going down, and I like intercourse nd handies, but not oral. I much prefer a hand job to oral.
Joe