What? i Don’t masturbate! you think i’d tell here even if i did?
I masturbate dry.
I’ve never understood how anyone could use a lube to masturbate. It feels wrong, it is messy, ind if you use the wrong lube, it can hurt.
I have to say I go dry 95% of the time; the other 5% I’ll lube up with some Wet[sup]TM[/sup] when I’m waxing the tadpole.
I have to say I go dry 95% of the time when I’m flying solo. The other 5% I’ll lube up with some Wet[sup]TM[/sup] when I’m waxing the tadpole after my partner has already climaxed. If I’ve already got lube on my johnson, I have to keep it lubed in order to get off, otherwise the friction can be painful as the lube dries. For some reason, I’m unable to have an orgasm through intercourse or getting head; I just stay rock hard for a long, long time. Great for my partner, not so great for me.
I feels right to me. There are fewer things less sexy than a dry woman or a dry hand. Why risk friction burn?
If you’re whacking off in the shower, I would recommend a conditioner over shampoo. Preferably one of those non-scented conditioners… there was one time when Lil’ SPOOFE (and my left hand) were left smelling like vanilla and jasmine.
BUT… if all you’ve got is shampoo, I’ve found that - strangely - Head (no pun intended) & Shoulders performs nicely. Smells a tad strong, but it’s nice and slippery.
Underlining mine. Ask SPOOFE about that one. Gotta go and brush my teeth now…
You impugn my dignity here boy. While I pride myself on blowjobs, I would like to think I can give a mean hand job. I understand that it requires teaching, but y’know, I’m a damn attentive learner with enough of a sadist streak to keep a guy on the edge for a good half hour or so.
Its called communication. Here, I’ll demonstrate “Harder… harder…ohhhhyesss…goddamn…mmm…oh,oh,oh…littlefasterlittlefaster…please…”
Try it sometime and if you are with a woman of any worth at all she’ll adjust to you, applying the pressure you like in the way that you like best. (And beyond that all guys are different and there is a learning curve that cannot even be started until you tell me what you like. As intuative as I am, I am not a mind reader and while groans and moans are fung “UNggghhghghhhh…” is hardly informative about my technique.)
As for the question, I don’t go solo and I’ll ask my guy when he gets home. (grin He’ll love what I’m discussing online today.
“Let me get this straight hon, you talk about blowjobs with random strangers?”
“Yup, and by the way sweetie, how do you masturbate… there’s a poll on my boards.”
“Anyone call you a slut yet today?”
“Love you too.”)
Definitely dry. Better sensations that way.
Oh, shush.
yojimboguy:
HeeHeeHee. I nominate this for most inadvertently appropriate typo.
A most enlightening thread, gentlemen.
heeheehee
Dammit, Punditlisa beat me to it (hee - get it? “Beat me”?)
Definitely. You learn something new every day.
I’ve been scratching my head trying to work out what everyone’s on about.
Then I get it… These poor shmucks have all been circumsized.
I never realized it was such an impediment.
heeheeeheee
Oops, but in retrospect I stand by the statement.
If I’m squeezing one out real quick or right before bed, then I go dry.
If I have some time and don’t mind having to clean up, I always use lube.
freshmeat
Spoofe, do you ever have wistful thoughts back to the glory days of the TMI thread?
'Cause quite frankly, I’m thinking yes.
The way we were…
Ah, the TMI thread. I remember how it started… people began talking about popping zits, and then it evolved into the magical work of carefully sculpted art that it is…
Hrm… I go 50/50 here… sometimes with lube, sometimes dry. Yeah, dry can be good and the best part, you can lick your own spunk (if you’re into such things :D). But wet, wow… the intensity of the sensation is so much better. And differing your stroking rhythm feels so good. For me at least!
Ahem.
Friction can be a good thing. Dries the skin a little though.
Always dry. I start with my bare hand, then use a Puffs tissue to climax and contain the mess. (Softest tissues on the market!) I tried KY jelly once, and while the stroking feels a little better, as Chief Crunch noticed, the actual orgasm is just blah.