How often do you masturbate?

I could have sworn we’d done this one before, but my search-fu is weak.

The latest lesbian porn thread got a little sidetracked by my post regarding the frequency of masturbation.

So, how 'bout it? How often do you flog your log? Choke your chicken? Kill a kitten?

Also, please include age, gender, relationship status, and heck, throw in orientation if you like. We might as well get all the data collected at once.

Me: 3-4 times a week, female, married, mostly straight.

Probably an average of 4-5 times per week. I often use it as a “sleep aid”, plus I’m just usually damn horny. :slight_smile:


Two or three times a month
FWIW, I have a newborn, so my sex drive is still recovering from pregnancy hormones. Plus, as I was taking the batteries out of my Rabbit, it broke. :frowning: Like, the plastic connecting the “apparatus” to the base cracked.

:eek: It BROKE? :eek: :smiley:


2-3 x per week.

:o I can’t believe I’m posting here… :o

partnered 5 years

3-4 days per week, often 2-3 times in a given day.

Once, maybe twice a week.

I really only do it if I have insomnia and there’s nothing on telly or I don’t have a book to read. Guess I’m just weird like that, but it helps me sleep. ::shrug::

Male, mid-thirties, divorced, straight.

Mayor of Chicago.

Female, 20, depressingly single, 95% straight.

It very much depends on my mood, my amount of free time and my cycle, but on average I’d say 3-4 times per week, sometimes a lot more than that.

4-6 times a week. Hey, self-abuse is the sincerest kind.


Flog you log? choke one’s chicken? I have neither. Your gender bias is apparent. And I’m deeply offended.

Well ok not really. But you could have made reference to the little man in the boat along with the log…

And to answer the question, varies wildly. Sometimes every chance I get. Sometime I can’t bear to. And for pretty much the same reason, because I can’t be with the guy I wan’t to pay attention to my little man in the boat.



It’s hard to type this with only one hand.

Hey, I included killing kittens! Isn’t that female centric? Fact is, we need more euphemisms for female masturbation. But someone else will have to start that thread.

Some female-centric terms include:

impeaching Bush
petting the kitty
bailing out the gravy boat
ticklin’ the taco

39, single, straight, male. Daily, if I can arrange it (mom & dad are around a lot while their place is being reno’d, and bitchy about respecting boundaries).

30, male, single, straight – once a day normally. Sometimes more, rarely less.

Hey, I was always told to use it or lose it, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to lose it.
And, just because it seems wildly inappropriate:

How you doin’?

I like “dialing O on the pink telephone”, myself.

33, single, straight, female. Sometimes I go for weeks without doing it, then I do it four or more times in a day; it just comes in spurts. But not in that way.

About two times a day

Male, 100% straight*, single in every sense of the word. Used to be 2-3 times a day, but now that I take a three-hours-per-day math summer class I don’t have the energy anymore. Once a day if I’m lucky, generally a little less (4-5 times a week would be a fair estimate at this point). During the times in my life when I had a great sex life I generally masturbated a lot less.

I can’t believe this thread isn’t up to three pages yet.

  • Well, OK, I can acknowledge male beauty, but have no desire to see one naked and/or having sex, especially not with me!

It varied, sometimes just once a week, other times every day, but until recently, five was the norm. That isn’t feasible now and I’m down to twice for a maximum.

23, male, single, gay

I thought killing kittens when both ways. What, you don’t think you kill kittens???

I kind of like silenus’s “Impeaching Bush”. I for one, am willing to do my part. (And it’s kind of sad that the Democrates have ony found one candidate in the past few decades who could actuaully lick Bush.)