Spank the monkey. Or ladies how often do you dail 0?
I was just wondering becuase me and my wife had this disscusion tonight thanks to THIS thread. I told her for me it goes in spurts. (tee hee) I’ll wack off in the shower for like three days in a row then I’ll take like a four to five days off. Now my wife thinks I’m a perv I thought this was about normal myself.
I was also curious as to how much more if at all men do it than women.
once a day (occasionally more, occasionally less)
I’m not proud or ashamed of it, that’s just the way it is.
It varies. Some times, I’ll do myself several times a day, then I’ll go through a stretch of not at all. It probably averages out to once a day, but I’ve never really counted.
Depends.
Probably more often during the ratings sweeps.
Ditto.
Can someone splain what we’re talking about here? Just kidding … haha. I sometimes shave in teh shower, other times I wash my hair…
It’s my hoo-ha and my soap and I’ll wash it as long and as thoroughly as I want. 
Corr
I’m on your schedule, SHAKES. It comes and goes in spurts…
[sub]but mostly comes[/sub]
Can’t post, busy
Once a day, more on the days off. Less when the girlfriend is over.
Sometimes once a week, sometimes once a month. It just depends. If my SO stays up late to watch a movie or something and I’m in bed alone and horny I’ll take care of myself but that doesn’t happen very often. We usually go to bed at the same time and take care of each other.
Usually once a day. Unless b/f keeps me busy doing something else.
On another note.
My dad found my vibrator yesterday. How freaking embarrassing(sp?) is that?
Since the pricess’ libdo has been in (meno)pause mode for awhile, I’m glad I’m ambidextrous.
Don’t feel bad. My 8 year old son found his Mother’s, and was playing “machine gun” with it…:eek:
Duh! make that princeess’
Try again, Toad.
Prolly five times a week on average when I’m not actively involved with someone in the same zip code.
When I’m not in a relationship I go at least twice a day – when I wake up and as a soporific. I’m the most prodigious masturbator of any female who’s ever been willing to discuss it with me. When I am in a relationship – like right now – I almost never masturbate.
Every day.
[sub]My first TMI post. My mom would be so proud.[/sub]
It varies a lot. Sometimes every day, sometimes not for a week or two. If I’m gettin’ some on any regular basis, my solo activities scale back, although if you count masturbating when he’s there as part of the fun, it might end up being about the same.
If I perfect the orgasm-from-Kegels-alone form of masturbation, I’m thinking it will go up a LOT, since I already do Kegels in boring meetings at work to keep myself from falling asleep. This would also mean I’d need to perfect the silent orgasm, though, and frankly, I’m pretty skeptical of that happening. It would do a lot towards increasing job satisfaction, though.
three to five times a week, I suppose.
I can tell things aren’t going so hot if I don’t want to do it as often as that (not that I gauge my well-being by my masturbation habits or anything 
).
Then I have the on-demand IVF requirements from time to time. It gets really wierd.