Men, now you can smell like meat as nature intended!

Burger King is marketing a cologne for men that smells like flame-broiled meat, just the scent we women love on our men! And just in time for Christmas. I give you Flame!*
Warning Link contains disturbing picture of the Burger King, not for the squeamish.

*Not recommended for Zoo workers.

Flame.

By BK.

Guaranteed to keep you a true Whopper Virgin.

From the above linked website:

The associated image is one That Cannot Be Unseen. Be warned.

Yeah, real bad idea. What “real man” wants to be Flaming? :smiley:

Aaaah! My eyes!

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Well, it was about time someone came up with this. I’ll tell you, rubbing yourself in bacon and showering with the blood of a freshly slaughtered cow every morning is such a hassle.

I’ll bet his dong looks like a Chicken Finger.

[Mel Brooks] It’s good to be the King! [/MB]

I’m going to go out on a limb and predict this is going to be the number-one gag gift, bar none, for gay men this year. (This even beats the pants off the male-stripper* coffee mug from Spencer’s Gifts a few years back.) It’s the perfect camp item for two friends of mine… one is positively fast-food-phobic, and his husband is the outdoor grillmeister. The only problem is with distribution; Ricky’s stores in NYC and one mail-order addy? The timing of the product rollout, beg the expression, stinks on ice. They needed to get this little baby out there a month ago, so people would have time to think it over, put it off for a while, and then finally order it for X-mas delivery.

Flaming, indeed!

  • When the mug heats up, his pants turn invisible, ah-ooga!

Why? Why did I click? Gah!

It can’t be that bad, says I. I can handle looking at the Burger…AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :eek:

That isn’t as bad as having to run the blow torch all over myself afterwards to get that fresh “flame-broiled” scent.

I already smell like meat. That’s why I use cologne. Keeps the bears and mountain lions away.