Men: What's your penis, (and other penises for that matter), to you?

Function over form.

It disturbs me how much thought some men put into this subject.

All I can say about mine is that it works in all the ways it should, and I get no complaints about it. I don’t really think about other men’s penises as a general rule, and don’t “peek” in the locker room. That’s just how I roll.