OOH! Can I change my name to Amanda Henkel Motor Boat?
To steal a line from Tenessee Williams, “How about if I just initial it?”
I have a request in for Ed Zotti Meat Fart. Must be stuck in committee.
Haven’t read the thread yet, but my policy upon getting caught staring is to look her right in the eyes and smile.
Not to rain on y’all’s parade, but our newest needy attention whore* JUST SO HAPPENS to have the same name as a woman who made the news in January by allegedly smothering her boyfriend with her breasts. I’m sure it’s tooootally coincidental, though!
- gender neutral!
I don’t think anybody here thought she was using her real name. Also, that connection was brought up very early in the thread.
You’re a little late to the party. Post #3 in the thread.
Besides, if you gotta go, what better way?
I can just imagine the news report of a “tragic motorboat accident.”
“You should see the scars.”
“Damn near tore his legs off.”
“Obviously a short circuit, probably hasn’t been greased up in a while.”
“Once it tore free from it’s moorings there was nothing we could do to help him.”
I was thinking:
Man loses face in tragic motor boating accident
Still smiling (we think)
That’s what I do too. Then I say, “Nice titties.”
Whoa, something just occurred to me. I wonder how much it would freak people out, I guess guys in particular, if a woman painted nipples on her eyelids.
Huh. Now I just have to figure out who replaced my meds with sugar pills.
Not a coincidence at all actually. A reporter used a shot of my breasts, I got tons of questions about smushing my boyfriend to death. So since they decided I MUST be Donna, I have used it as a user name on message boards ever since.
On a related note- The sailor Donna Lange is actually a pretty cool lady ^_-
Wait, what?
Used a shot of your breasts, or did a shot off of your breasts?
Are you going to have to testify at your own trial - you know, since you’ve already taken the fifth (yuk, yuk).
OK, it wasn’t a long way to go for that joke but it still wasn’t worth it, was it? 
As long as someone laughed about it ^_-