The spitting boxer cobra has a mind of its own. You charm the snake, and it uncoils. don’t blame me, I just live here.
Well he *is *a pizza guy. I’ve seen enough documentaries about pizza delivery to know where this story is headed.
Take home message: never order a white pizza.
This.
Chicks want you to stare at their titties. That is why they put them on display for all to see. If they didn’t want you oogling their titties then they would cover them up.
It looks like you just need to visit a place like this:
http://www.yelp.com/biz/trousseau-ltd-vienna
I wouldn’t try to pick up the Thanksgiving turkey with a pair of chopsticks…
That’s what it was originally based on, sure, but we’ve since expanded into other important areas. Clothing the half-naked. Feeding the attention-starved. Empowering the insecure to indiscriminately flirt in every single thread they post in, thereby shrugging off the shackles of context and dignity. It’s noble work that we do.
Jesus, what the fuck is this thread? Some random March 2013 posts a bunch of tit photos, the Doper Involuntarily Celibate Brigade all show up to fap, and I guess there’s people all hot and bothered by the idea of seeing more?
Bwuh?
I’ve got a two word answer for you:
Spring Break.
wipes the sweat from your brow
^_-
You’re supposed to keep the creep to PMs only, Bob.
Don’t worry, I’ve got my pepper spray.
Ladies, ladies… please. You’re going to make Donna jealous.
Like this chick’s ever been near a college.
Tittygods bless you and her always!!:):)
I’m a bit confused by all of these Spring Break comments. Not to be a dick (lord knows I have no room to talk), but those do not appear to be the breasts of some 20 year old co ed.
You’re just jealous.
True dat. I don’t even wear shorts during the summer time because I don’t want anyone looking at my legs. I wear pants, regardless of the humidity, with leggings underneath just in case.
Haven’t you heard? 50’s the new 20.
My guess is that somebody coaxed their mom or sister or friend (notice I didn’t say girlfriend or wife?) into posing for the “verification” pics and now they’re trolling the hell out of this place while they’re on spring break.
I can’t even imagine the PM’s being exchanged between this “Donna” and some of the more desperate Dopers. I mean, I can imagine it but I don’t want to.
They don’t call you Mean Old Lady for nuttin’ !!! 
I take it you didn’t see her whole portfolio when she first posted? Her homepage was set to a photo series that included creative banana holding, creative banana licking, and what I assume to be was chocolate syrup. Dear god let it be chocolate syrup ::weeps::