Men, would you be offended if... (masturbation thread)

This is rather simple

If the person who is fantasizing about me is attractive to me, I would feel very flattered.

If that person is not attractive to me, I would still be flattered but would make sure she stays away and knows this is not going any farther.

If that person is a guy, I would be very disgusted and if he continues I would have to hunt him down and beat the crap outta him.

If it turns out to be 2 very attractive females and they are both getting each other off becaus of me than … wait… now I’m fantasizing… scuz me.

Whether it was a male or female who told me that, and regardless of whether I found them attractive or not, I’d be extremely flattered. Hey, anyone who thinks I’m that sexy can’t be all bad, right?

I agree with this sentiment.

Just how would you know if he continues to masturbate?

Wow! Such a violent, threatening reaction to someone saying they think you’re sexy.

Methinks the boy doth protest too much!
P.S. Counseling is available to deal with the anger & fear you’ve expressed here, if you want.

I’d be flattered.

And if she was attractive to me at all, I’d let her know that she can do more than just fantasize about me. :cool:

originally posted by gatopescado

I only realized the double meaning after I hit submit if you can believe that. :slight_smile:

I’m a hetero guy and I’ve had gay guys tell me that (theatre is a strange business). Didn’t have much of a problem with it. In fact, I was flattered. I just told them that I wasn’t going to return the favor.

If it is She who tells me this, I’d be very flattered, very excited, and gets very naughty with Her ::wink, wink, nudge, nudge::

If it is not Her, but a female friend, I’d feel flattered.

If it’s a random hottie off the street, I’d feel a bit creepy

If’s it’s a man, I’d say, “Your tits aren’t big enough and you’ve got a knob. Now stay away from me or my SO will teach you a lesson.”

To anyone who reads this post I hereby grant permission in perpetuity and throughout the universe to think about me while they beat off.

You also get to tell me about it at least once. You can continue talking about it until I tell you to stop, but up to that point you may go into as much detail as you wish and I’ll consider myself complimented.

I want as many women as possible to think of me while they masturbate! It makes me feel like the man and stuff.

I have been told this before, I was just like “oh, cool…uh…was I good?” LOL.

I was indifferent. I had a girlfriend so it didn’t matter to me. I have never cheated, even in the worst relationships with the easiest opportunity.

It was flattering, but more funny. I don’t think of myself as some sexy hunk of man…so…LOL

Would I be offended!!! Holy fucking shit! I’d be almost willing to pay a woman to tell me that, except that would pretty much negate the whole value of it. Except . . . wait a minute. On second thought, I think I AM willing to pay a woman to tell me this. I’m just not sure how much it would be worth, a few bucks, certainly. But what a great thing to hear! Whether she’s attractive or not, it would be an ego-booster. If she were available and attractive, I would immediately ask her out and make sure that I had some condoms with me on the date. Wouldn’t that be pretty close to guaranteed sex? I’m sure I would masturbate to that information that very evening, just thinking about her masturbating and eagerly anticipating an exciting date.

It is funny how different these two threads are. In the other thread, I said that a guy who tells a girl this has no boundaries (and is probably a bit creepy). And while a girl who tells a guy this also has no boundaries, the response is likely to be quite different.
And, by the way, isthatsowrong,

That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. Someone will be adopting that for a signature. Or we could start a new thread: describe a situation for which the above quote is the response.

from T Bonham:

What if it was a he rather than a she?


Not a problem so long as he is not in a bubble bath with candles with Ricky Martin playing in the background;)

Hmmmmm…might depend if she were rubbing up against me when she said that…heh…

Very circumstantial, depending on if it was during a friendly get-together, during a therapy session, a revival meeting (where she was declaring her sins, etc), at work, if my fiance were present, if my fiance were included in the fantasy…

Well for me, if it was a woman, I would be flattered, though things wouldn’t go anywhere from there. Heck, I’d be more than flattered, I would strut. I’m not afraid to admit it.

Hey, all of a sudden, I’m attractive!!

Of course, if it were someone who I didn’t really know all that well, that would be a bit strange at first.

Please tell me that this was a lame attempt at a very poor joke. Really now, that is just in poor taste.

It sure freaked my Grandpa out when I told him. Never again.

Holy SHIT! You didn’t! I don’t think anyone would object if you were to expand on this scene a little…

Now, to the OP: My initial reaction would be flattered, but…If this were a co-worker, someone I had to interact with every day on the job, the relationship would be changed forever more. If I wasn’t in a position to follow up, or didn’t like her and didn’t want to follow up, it would feel downright icky after the first surprise wore off.

I wouldn’t care at all.

Anyone want to take cuauhtemoc up on his kind offer?

I would, but I have company over.

Sure! cuauhtemoc, you look like Brad Pitt right? Cause that’s the image that I’m going to work with…

[sub]Did I really just write that? I did? Well I’m certainly not going to post that. You mean I did that too? Oh… well, I guess my humiliation is complete then. I’ll just go now. [/sub]