Watch for about eight seconds, then move along while putting that woman on the list of potential people I’d like to get to know at some point. 
Yes, almost all of them but none that I would be willing to share here.
I’d finish my pizza delivery and get out of there, because I take pride in my work.
You’re not living up to your user name then.
8 years & she didn’t cum?
Is laugh & point too harsh?
Assuming she’s a friend and only a friend, make fun of her mercilessly every chance I get until I get bored.
Well, this one had that distinctive, “I never would have believed this would ever happen to me” flair.
I saw it when it was still quoted by MPB (but after it had been removed so maybe there was additional content that makes what I am about to say silly) and I don’t see why it had to be removed. It was unlikely but unlikely things happen and I would say it’s odds on something like that has happened in the UK in the last 8 or whatever years, probably more than once.
Also, the way it was posted here is consistent with the story the person told of googling it and finding this thread.
Stop peeping through windows.
Well, I’d take my handy tape measure out and measure her. Then, once I verify she meets the size restrictions I keep her. Otherwise I regretfully release her back into the wild. Then I remember this particular spot for next season.
Happened to me once.
Driving back to Kansas City from Orlando with a friend and his girlfriend. Friend was in the back seat sleeping, I was in the front passenger seat sleeping, friend’s girlfriend was driving. Woke up to see her diddling herself through her pants.
Feeling discretion was the better part of valor, I closed my eyes again, pretending to sleep.
Molly, is that you?
No, or fart either.