Because jgonz123 already suggested that, in Post #135 just above.
Yeah, I know. I didn’t read all the older posta very carefully. I’m glad that my views are not…weird.
What is this “fly” people speak of?
Trousers have a zippered opening up the front to enlarge the main opening and aid pulling trousers on and off over hips. That is why elastic pants like sweat pants do not have a zippered opening. That is why women’s trousers have a zippered front.
Since it has been a long time, I attempted the process to see how it worked and verify prior experiment.
Step one: reach to zipper to unzip. Can’t find zipper tab. Oh, zipper tab is up behind button. :smack: Have to open trousers to get zipper tab free. Reclose trousers.
Step two: unzip. Check.
Step three: reach into pants and start shifting brief fabric to gain access to opening. Struggle to get ahold of one layer of fabric not two, struggle to move one layer out of way and then get ahold of second layer of fabric. Have to move in opposite directions, reach in. Have to shift mr winky around, caught up in fabric of briefs and pointed in wrong direction. Finally get through opening aimed in correct direction and outside pants.
Step four: feel pressure on sides of penis. Use two hands to spread opening and direct flow.
Step five: urinate.
Step six: start packing things back where they go. Have to shift penis around inside briefs while shifting brief material back into position. Takes two hands.
Step seven: zip up trousers.
Nope, not easy or comfortable at all.
Plus, I often want to retuck shirt anyway.
Zombies wear underwear!
The flap isn’t to thread a penis through. I know for a fact as I am a man.
It is there to absorb drips from those who don’t shake it all out when they pee.
The better half & I were just arguing :smack: about a pair of short pajama bottoms I have with a button where the opening (to place a penis through) in boxers is. I say the button signifies they’re pajamas. She totally disagrees.
Overlapping wasteband, like on briefs, it’s not worth fishing/bending Mr. Funtime through the maze.
On boxers I often use the fly, especially if I’m wearing a belt.
ETA: Zombies dammit!
Zombies STILL wearing underwear!
G-r-o-o-i-i-n-s
I have been wearing shorts with a buttoned fly for several years now but I am finding them inconvenient. Some have one button and some have two. Often during laundering the buttons will come off. That essentially means no coverage. There are times when it is difficult to re-fasten buttons because the shorts front is out of alignment.
All in all I have come to the decision to not buy any more but to use under shorts that do not have a fly and which have enough stretch in the material to lift the leg for access instead.
Even now!
I wonder if anyone’s answer has changed over the years? I’ve always peed pulling the leg-hole aside but some folks could have switched to boxers and started using the installed fly.
I would be interested in knowing if any of the previous poster have wised up and learned how to use their fly–it’s the easiest thing in the world. I wonder if the people who claim that the fly is hard have any trouble picking up a fork, or opening a car door? Because using the fly doesn’t take any more dexterity than those things.
In the winter, I wear long johns, so I have three flys to go through. That CAN be a little difficult, but not very.
Pulling down your underwear is what little boys do, before they’re old enough to learn the right way.
I don’t often wear underwear. When I do, none of them have a fly.
If majority rules dictate social norms, then you and I are not doing it “the right way.”
To pull the tighty-whities down and pee over them would also mean pulling the trousers down, which means unfastening the belt, and it would be a big, complicated operation, compared to unzipping. They’ve made it convenient for us!
(At home, I tend to wear a pair of drawstring shorts that don’t have a fly, so pulling down the waistband is the only way.)
OK, this has been expressed multiple times in the thread and I don’t get where people get the idea that you have to undo your pants entirely if you are going over the waistband of the underwear. I unzip the pants, reach in over the top of my underwear, grab my penis using my thumb and forefinger, use my other three fingers to hold the underwear down and away from my penis and commence urination. There is no difficulty, no pressing of the underwear on the bottom of my penis or testicles that would inhibit the flow of urine. Just a quick easy grab and piss. I find it to be faster than digging through the layers of fly material in the underwear which is why I switched in about 10th or 11th grade.
I have no issue with those who use the fly in the underwear. Chances are I’ll never notice you. The guys who undo their pants completely while in front of the urinals will get odd glances and I will think less of them as men. 
Fly? I just roll up my right-hand pant leg a bit.
I think this all depends on who makes the underwear you are wearing.
Some is made very well for Peeing on the fly (Pun? what pun?)
A lot of it though has a better closing design than an airlock on a space station.
There is so much overlap, and double stitched stuff you wrap over seams so fabric does not unravel that you would piss your pants before you ever even got a finger through the opening let alone any part of your urinary tract.
One thing i do have to wonder though?
Exactly how far up out of your pants do you have your underwear cinched that you have to unzip unbelt and unbutton just to take a piss?
And i know it happens because i have walked into the restroom to see some guy standing at the urinal, pants dropped down to his ankles.
Mind you i’m standing there thinking man, you just dropped your pants in someone else’s piss puddle.
(Dont ask me why people can not piss with out putting half of it on the floor in front of them, i dont have that problem)
You know I think this obviously proves that the sdmb users are not nearly as smart as they think they are if half of them can’t even figure out how to use their underwear correctly.
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Or it could be our ---- personalities ---- are too big for the fly? 
Stay thirsty my friends 
yea, ok, that just sounded wrong but…
Are you saying that you pee with an erection? Cause that’s hard to impossible for most guys. Or are you trying to claim that your flaccid penis is so massive that it can’t fit through your underware? In which case you may want to stop shopping in the little boys aisle.
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