The AIM conversation about this between Merc and myself (posted with his permission, and edited slightly…)
President Brown (1:43:16 AM): Easily bothered Mercutio’s journal
President Brown: here
President Brown: go there
President Brown: the night’s events
President Brown: worth your time
JMSPOOFE: Jack looks like Tom Green.
President Brown: heh
JMSPOOFE: Snooopy’s upper torso looks like mine.
JMSPOOFE: 'Cept my body hair isn’t as patchy.
President Brown: I needed to know that
JMSPOOFE: Mm.
JMSPOOFE: Now you can masturbate whilst thinking of my oh-so-sexy body.
I feel so loved!
Bless you, Jack Batty!
:eek
oh
my
god…
[sub]my eyes feel dirty now
How did you know I sneezed? Oh, right – web cam.
Proof positive that I, indeed, am a sex machine.
You’re trying to corrupt small children, aren’t you? 
Mercutio always makes me laugh. 
Like the time he dressed up like Little Bo Peep and brought all those sheep to my house. I just kept crying “No more sheep! No more sheep!” but he wouldn’t listen. Ah, that silly, silly Mercutio.
After the sheep were in the house, he changed into a monkey suit and started flinging monkeys around in a random fashion. Spider monkeys, baboons, even a chimp!
Then he started jumping up and down, and insisted I call him The Monkey King. I gave him a banana, scratched his head, and we went to make brownies.
He makes very good brownies, for a monkey.
Rose
Is that how women view having sex with me?
No, the sex was wonderful. I didn’t mention it cause you told me to keep it off the boards, remember? 