With all the hoopla about “666”, and the stretch of an idea that maybe the AntiChrist would be born today, I thought “Merry AntiChristmas” would be apropriate.
There are lotsa “666” jokes out there. I give you this list from Nancy’s Buttons (http://nancybuttons.com/catalog.cgi ) :
555—The number of the wannabeast
1-800-666-HELL The toll-free number of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one Pacts! Call now! Only $6.66/minute! Over 18 only please
1/3 + 1/222 = 225/666 Beast Common Denominator
Sick, sick, sick–the humor of the Beast
606 The area code of the Beast
669 The Number of the Beastiality
669 The Orgy of the Beast [the numbers are tumbling about in undignified fashion]
666-6667 The Wrong Number of the Beast
668–the Neighbor of the Beast
666…999 The quotation marks of the Beast
666A The Tenant of the Beast
333 Eric the half a Beast
2^2^666 + 1 The Prime Number of the Beast…ok, you prove it isn’t prime
2 x 4 x 666 The Lumber of the Beast
VI VI VI The editor of the beast
Village of the Damned [prisoner bicycle with 666]
Giles
June 6, 2006, 11:37am
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Wouldn’t Anti-Christmas be June 25th?
It depends upon whether it’s “anti-(Christmas)” or “(anti-Christ)mas”.
Thanks for my first actual laugh-out-loud-and-make-people-look moment of the day.
Sailboat
HERE is the terrible tale of the Anti-Claus.
Be afraid.
Giles
June 6, 2006, 12:21pm
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One more nitpick, then I let you alone in your beastliness:
Since 3 is a factor of 222, that doesn’t work (the LCD would be 222, and the sum would be 75/222 or 25/74). Better would be:
1/18 + 1/37 = 55/666
Giles:
One more nitpick, then I let you alone in your beastliness:
Since 3 is a factor of 222, that doesn’t work (the LCD would be 222, and the sum would be 75/222 or 25/74). Better would be:
1/18 + 1/37 = 55/666
Giles - Math teacher of the Beast.
lieu
June 6, 2006, 12:49pm
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666.1 The Patch of the Beast
666 + 666 = 666 The Love of the Beast