Merry Christmas

Lacy things the wife is missin
Didn’t ask for her permission
I’m wearin her clothes
her silk panty hose
walkin round in women’s underwear

To the tune of Walking in a winter wonderland

In the store there’s a teddy
with little straps, like spaggehti
They hold me so tight
like handcuffs at night
walking round in women’s underwear

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He’ll say do ya wanna I’ll say no man
Let’s wait until the wife is not in town

Later on if you wanna
we can dress like Madonna
put on some eye shade
and join the parade
walking round in women’s underwear

Walking round in women’s underwear

OOOOOHHHHHH…CODA