Merv Griffin announces that something "amazing" is going to happen...

There will be a video catagory called Baywatch Boobs.

You see a close up of some bouncing boobs in slow motion and then you have to say.

Who is Pam Anderson?
Etiher that or the celeb show will have Sean Connery, Burt Reynolds and Will Farrell. They will stay all week and on each and every show they will make Trebeck cry.

There’s no ‘highest possible Jeopardy total’ any more, since they removed the 5-day limit. The highest possible one day total, assuming one contestant runs the board, gets the daily doubles as the very last selections each round, and bets everything on the DDs/Final Jeopardy questions, ranges drom $448,000 to $550,400, depending where the DDs were located. (Also assuming I did the calculations right.)

So someone getting a $1,000,000 run isn’t terribly unlikely, especially if they manage a nice long run.

Toldja.

Actually, that’s low. I did the calculation for 5 categories, not 6. :smack:

The contestants will be Andy Kaufman, Elvis Presley, and Jim Morisson.
:confused: :eek: :dubious: :rolleyes: :smiley: :wink:

It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. :rolleyes:

Instead of regular episodes, they’re going to air episodes from the Art Fleming run, which was almost totally wiped out by NBC in the mid-1970’s (only 3 episodes are on the tape trading circuit, and 20 or so at UCLA)?

Well, what happened?

We’ll know in a couple of hours. It’s not quite 5:30 in the east. We’ve prepared. Our DVR is set-up and patched through a 40 KVA UPS just in case power goes out or lightening strikes nearby. At 7:00, we’re going to park our car at a nearby church and walk back home so no one will think we’re there. At 7:25, we’ll close our drapes and forward our phones to answering machines. As soon as we know, I’ll post it here.

Anal Bum Cover, for $200.

K. It’s on at 3:30 here and I missed it.

OK, it just came and went here. Nothing happened. :dubious:

:eek: What do you mean by “nothing happened”? What was it that didn’t happen?

Alex is still alive, nobody answered every question, and no records were set. :frowning:

But, what about “just the most amazing thing”? Are you sure you’re not getting a delayed syndication or something?

Seeing how nothing out of the ordinary happened on today’s episode, it seems most likely that today’s winner will go on an extraordinary winning streak. That, or Griffin’s yanking our chain.

Holy cow! Well, he did say beginning on May 20th. Dammit. I’m going to e-mail On-Air if something just amazing doesn’t happen. I guess we’ll forego some of the more drastic preparations, but I’m still going to record it just in case there’s some delay on your syndication.

Alkl three contestants have a Doper background:

Wildest Bill
Jack Dean Tyler
Phaedrus
Please don’t hurt me.

Haha, then phaedrus can make good on his bet! If he wins of course.

“Not much of one for the ladies, are you, Trebeck.”