This evening Mr. Donald J. Trump, Billionaire, mansion and yacht owner, and oh yeah, Presidential candidate, will be holding a rally in the Woodlands, TX Marriot, rock-throwing distance from my office. Er, not that I plan to throw any rocks.
Yes, tell him to keep up the good work, he’s doing fine. Or maybe he should double down on everything he has already said that has gotten a negative reaction (which is just about everything).
Also, he should actively campaign for Republican state legislators as much as possible. We need the Dems to take over a few more state houses so that they can undo district gerrymandering after the next census.
Yeah, he is being much too moderate. And he should come out as a devil worshiper - it won’t affect his popularity.
And whenever he visits a state, especially in the north, tell the audience and the press that the local candidates totally back his views, even if they are scared to say so in public.
Oh, he’s already said that he admires Benito, so he should admit how much he loves Adolf.