Request for cite.
Scornfully delivered directions to Nixon’s Presidental Library.
Post saying the same thing as at least two previous posts after barely even reading the OP.
Signature that is neither amusing nor topical.
See next post
See previous post
Gratuitous, longwinded nitpicking correction of a peripheral point posted early in the thread. Cite for Bible verse backing up said nitpick
Expression of doubt concerning inerrancy of the “New Inglish Version” bible cited by previous poster.
said witness are either dead and or not talking
Correlation of scent of feline breath with scent of feline nutriments.
Fiery rant to original poster in regards to reference to similar threads. Raises points that others have raised because poster did not read the other replies before submiting post.
Acciental post in wrong forum.
Plea to mods for correction
Promise to preview in the future.
Its ok
No really
Troll.
MY POST COUNT READS 96
YOU DONT KNOW HOW TEMPTED I AM TO KEEP GOING. (97 NOW). 
Notice me! Notice me!
It does not! It reads 101.
Failed attempt to find this in the least bit amusing after the last 10 times it was done.