Post describing generic OP of specified type in 3rd person verb tense.
Link:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=152653
Post describing typical response to generic OP of specified type in 3rd person verb tense, trying desperately to be funny and original.
Rather trite references to presume board cliches, which are in no way connectable to the OP and don’t even appear on threads OP presumes to parody.
Question why we have to go through this shit yet again.
Reference to baked goods.
Defensive comment on people opening threads they don’t enjoy.
Drive-by post.
Political apologist explaining in sneering detail how the OP has it all wrong. Jingoistic diatribe questioning OPers patriotism, judgement, sanity.
Rolleyes.
post padding
Unapologetic postcount padding.
Apologetic postcount padding.
My bad.
Acceptance of OPs apology, showering OP with so much hugs and kisses that the OP will feel soiled for another week.
:emoticon:
Response completely missing point of the OP. Self-righteous diatribe with thinly veiled wish for the OPer’s untimely demise or comeuppance.
Smartass comment playing off thread title.
Props for the egghead-sounding title. Big-ass yawn otherwise.
Paraphrase of previous post to thread.
Upon preview, apology for repeating what’s been said better.
Double post.
Another Double post.
Sneering correction of opponent’s grammar and/or spelling.
Dismissal of said opponent’s arguments based on said grammar and/or spelling errors.
Triple drive-by post.
Raising of eyebrow andquestioning of fellow posters’ daily itinerary.