Metrosexuals?

Metrosexuals Come Out

[Patrick Bateman]

If my face is a little puffy in the morning I’ll wear a cold mask while I do my crunches.

[/Patrick Bateman]

Sure it sounds nice, but I don’t want a boyfriend who takes more pains with his appearance than I do with mine. Of course, it doesn’t take much for that to happen.

Plus, he might make fun of my SpongeBob jammies.

Well crap. I’ve been beaten to the Patrick Bateman reference.

I don’t wanna talk about it.

Ick.

And here I thought it was going to be a thread about people who were sexually aroused by metropolitan subway systems.

Me too, or people who habitually have sex on the train.

Funny thing is, I specifically opened this thread to make fun of you. :smiley:

And the subway angle just makes it better!

That’s the kind of man I need, somone to help me buy shoes. I have terrible fashion sense.